Schitt’s Creek Season 2 now out on @Netflix (🇨🇦) and we are waaaay more enthused than we were in this sassmonster of a photo. @schittscreek
I also did some leaning against an old-fashioned school house. A dad yelled “when does school start?!” because he was a dad. #globestyleadvisor
I went on an awesome field trip with #globestyleadvisor to @blackcreekpioneervillage to wear beautiful things in front of confused tourists. 📸 @evaankheraj 👗 @odessapaloma 💄 @bytaylorsavage 🎨🎬 @benj_macdonald
Thank you #debxmetro and @flaremag for the loveliest night. And to @jessicruickshank for partnering in crimeing.
My own personal Beyoncé, @mrtonyhale just posted this. All future Christmases, birthdays, and trips to the wave pool will forever pale in comparison to this magical day in July.
I did some standing in a field on our field trip, AS IS ONLY APPROPRIATE!!#globestyleadvisor
I’m usually not this much of an asshole in real life. 📷 @duboisphotography 💄 @luckymakeup ✂️ @dattranhair 💅🏻 @annielamstyling
I’m just….I’m just gonna go ahead and leave this here. Happy Father’s Day!
And then we ate hot dogs, and then we went swimming, and then we drank beer, and then we ate spaghetti, and then we drank tequila, and then the dog jumped on someone’s head, and then we went tubing and then we played salad bowl.
You even snork bro?
If there’s not an eager-looking toilet and a bunch of secondhand birthday balloons, I don’t fucking work.
This exists, and so does Louis CK. Phew.
Hit me up for all of your food styling needs.(Gardener: @hajov)
But also I went to the Art Institute, so it’s fine.
I have turned into Claudia from The Babysitter’s Club. Nobody send help.
Just said “hello my precious” to a mug I haven’t used since it was cold outside, so byeeeee see you in Mordor/ the old folks home.
Awww but it’s a Bruce Spriiiiiingsteeeeeen concerrrrrtttttttt….live a little America!
3 @hollerado homies, 1600 dilated pupils.
Oh hey brb just taking some stunning photographs of the New York skyline at 4am.
I didn’t realize it was physically possible to get a thousand boners, but it is and I did. Robyn @fieldtriplife.
What do Twitter people know about huge jokes with massive viral potential?!? You tell them, people of INSTAGRAAAAAAAAAAM!
Is this real life?!
Some visual aid just to really hit the humour home. Really think this thing has Ellen-virality written all over it. The joke: Blowfish – the werewolves of the sea. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
That time you show up to a function dressed exactly the same as Little Steven. Just kidding, I looked like a normal person with a regular-sized ego.
