When “someone” claims Pizza Pizza is the best trash pizza, “someone” gets upset, orders all the trash pizza, and insists on a blind taste test. @deucestain @instadanjlevy
Boyfriendz 4 lyfe six years and a day ago.
Hello hi I’ve never looked cooler please like this photo guys thanks a lot! 📸@reddzeppelinn
Season 4 wrap on these two dumb-dumbs today. Gonna miss gazing upon Dear Leader’s face every morning. @instadanjlevy #schittscreek
Hair kween @ana_sorys cuts off local ma’am’s gnarled dead dog hair. Eats nuts.
There’s way too much cantaloupe in here. @instadanjlevy
I mean…it will be a little messy but okay.
Pigs in a blanket. @sarahplevy
That feeling when you accidentally dress like a chef, get asked what restaurant you work at by an actual chef, and then spill soup on your chef suit. @emilyhampshire #tbt Brookfield Place New York
This is where I worked today there is no filter on this photo get a load of that sunset will ya. #schittscreek Uxbridge, Ontario
When our house burned down in 2011, one of the biggest heartbreaks was losing a signed picture of Michael Jackson that @mennovers got when he was 8. Yesterday, my freakishly talented best bud @jasonbartell presented us with this DRAWING he did of the only picture I had of the original and I’m still like this: 😵. Shamone.
I HAVE AN IDEA LET’S MAKE SMART THINGS STUPID IT’S GONNA BE GREAT Stratford Festival
If you’re ever hankering for an ironic (and maybe poisoned) Edible Arrangement delivery, complain to @instadanjlevy about having to get a manicure and then come in to work for 45 minutes on your day off! Pinewood Toronto Studios
Death position cuteness goals.
Tucked in tight with a bunch of middle-aged stoners who are all going to try swinging tonight. #tompetty Scotiabank Arena
“I INSIST ON THE BEST!”
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“Ook, here you are ma’am! Two goofy-looking nude people getting blasted in the junk by seven entirely different jets of water!”
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“Thank you.”
And I just saw a man cover his two kids in sneeze. Plage Palavas
Nutella Employee: Are you sure you want to do this, C? Personalizing a jar of Nutella is a pretty serious step. Wall might get pissed…
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Ceiling: ….Do it.
Idiot brother-in-law trying to nosh a ‘za that isn’t even real!!! It’s made of toxic materials!!! WHAT A LOSER 😂!
The @ottawasun with some hard-hitting journalism. Good luck to Husband Two @erikkarlsson65 and all my other boyfriends on the @senators tonight. Let the panic attacks begin! #allin #allen
My four best buttheads @hollerado released their album Born Yesterday today and oh man oh man is it wonderful. I’d like to suggest you go find it on @spotify or @itunes between egg hunts and eating ham.
