#LFWM. Here’s how this happened….I had gone undercover as an Austrian fashionista at New York Fashion Week. At this particular fashion show, one of the security guards recognised me and alerted the rest. Trying to hide from them, I snuck under a curtain. On the other side was the models’ changing room. I pretended I was one of them (this was a long time ago), stole some underpants and vest and walked onto the catwalk.
Z, Happy Valentines. Xxxx
10 years today since Borat. When my costar, Ken Davitian, sat on top of my face, squeezing the oxygen from my lungs, I was faced with a choice – death, or to breathe in the air that been trapped in a small pocket between his buttocks for 30 years. If it was not for that rancid bubble, I would not have been here today.
#theblondedictator
A ridiculous gay narcissistic character with neo-Nazi tendencies… and Bruno #ichbinMilo
Team John Bolton,
I’m so jealous that you’ll soon be in Donald’s Oval Orifice. If you become the President’s next Stormy Daniels I will never forgive you. Donald’s a maneater, he’ll use you then spit you out just like McMaster and all the other hot guys! I’m still here for you, it’s not too late!
❤️ Brüno
Team John Bolton,
I’m so jealous that you’ll soon be in Donald’s Oval Orifice. If you become the President’s next Stormy Daniels I will never forgive you. Donald’s a maneater, he’ll use you then spit you out just like McMaster and all the other hot guys! I’m still here for you, it’s not too late!
❤️ Brüno
…or employees #womensmarch #theorangedictator
Donald if only u had invested in me ice cream glove you would not have been so terrified of holding dis cone. Me would ‘ave made a special extra small one just for you innit. U could have used it for de pussy-grabbin too, a’ight. Happy 5th July. Ali G.
The greatest prankster on the planet….chatting to Ali G. #dumbanddumber
jagshemash. This not tourists! Is glorious Premier Nazarbayev and his cabinet on cultural visit to Jewtown #hashtagfakenews #MKGA
#DumbandDumber
That’s Fake News, the rocket in the photo is Russian at a site leased from Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan does however have its own space program. In 2013 they attempted to be the first nation to put a horse into space. It reached an altitude of 300 meters and landed on a school. The cosmonaut in charge of the mission was Commander B. Sagdiyev.
That’s Fake News, the rocket in the photo is Russian at a site leased from Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan does however have its own space program. In 2013 they attempted to be the first nation to put a horse into space. It reached an altitude of 300 meters and landed on a school. The cosmonaut in charge of the mission was Commander B. Sagdiyev.
That’s Fake News, the rocket in the photo is Russian at a site leased from Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan does however have its own space program. In 2013 they attempted to be the first nation to put a horse into space. It reached an altitude of 300 meters and landed on a school. The cosmonaut in charge of the mission was Commander B. Sagdiyev.
Putin’s statements are being written by Borat.
#jesuisrefugee
#420
There is hope.
“Morality is the wisest policy”. Shimon Peres was one of the world’s great optimists. A man who fought for peace and very nearly achieved it. #peres
@sethrogen’s Hilarity for Charity April 6 @netflixisajoke