Susan Carland Instagram – This painting of me by surgeon Andrew Greensmith (who decided to teach himself to paint to this casual standard. As one does.) is a finalist in this year’s #Archibald Prize. He’s clearly one of those sickeningly talented individuals who excels at whatever he turns his mind to. He’s also a really nice, thoughtful bloke. Outrageous. Let’s hope he at least has a disgustingly messy car.