Only one more season to try to make him fall in love with me…
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I look forward to our sixth and final season with enormous love and gratitude for the show that went ahead and changed my life. @schittscreek
Spice Girls Reunion Tour 2019.
I found out that #internationalbeaverday was a thing and I immediately yelled “Mother! fetch me my hockey stick signed by @jimcuddyofficial, one snowshoe, my @roots beaver t-shirt from their limited edition collection from which 100% of the profits go to the Nature Conservancy of Canada @ncc_ccn and the protection of Canadian wildlife, my father’s boots, and photograph me on a mountain of dirty snow! I must celebrate!” #partner
Not sure if you got my birthday text @instadanjlevy, so trying this route instead! Happy birthday to my ride and die! (Please let me know you get this. Are you ok? Thanks.)
I got to write this song if we can call it that with @hollerado boys @nixonboyd and @mennovers for a particularly flaily scene in @schittscreek. @ant1.ya took this completely serious headshot if we can call it that for a particularly flaily time in my life.
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If you guys are into getting cool lyrics like “la la la la la la la” stuck in your head for days and days, the link’s in my bio. Vroom vroom, bitches.🚗💨🚗💨
If you like fresh produce, you’re going to LOVE season 5…
I would literally rather eat an electric cage of live birds and then slowly drown to death in boiling clam juice.
Season 5 is back in da house in Januaryyyyy! There will be: WIGS, WRISTS, EYEBROWS, MOTELS (actually probably just one), LITTLE BLUE HELMETS and LOTS of other things – you can count. on. that. ✨
Mary-Kate and Ashley. Olsen Twin Manor
VANITY GIRL HOLLYWOOD REPORTING FOR BEAUTY.
Mommy and Daddy’s first night out after the baby. @mtv @instadanjlevy #mtvawards
When you find out your “Live, Laugh, Love” wall art won’t be delivered for weeks.
Turns out they did not have the time for two mani/penises.
Just a couple of ma’am’s cod fishing in rubber ensembles. Portugal Cove, Newfoundland and Labrador
Happy belated anniversary, @mennovers. I looked it up, and 7 years isn’t actually copper and wool – it’s two muscly German tourists NAMED Koper and Wöl dressed in identical outfits taking pictures on a ferry. You’re welcome. ❤️
I like to think that this place would move Bono so deeply he’d take off his dumb blue sunglasses and whisper “yaas”. Tamworth, Ontario
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Bell Island, Newfoundland and Labrador
Yappy Pride, dawgs! #pride Toronto, Ontario
❤️ Toronto, Ontario
Oh you’d better believe I found my marble collection, and you’d better believe I’ll buy you anything your heart desires because if I recall correctly, I am now rich beyond my wildest dreams. Hit me up. Ottawa, Ontario
“5-year-old Annie Murphy spins a gripping and dramatic tale of an evil huntsman who thinks better of catching the little glow worm. A profound plea to all of the evil huntsmen of today to think twice before being shitty, shitty weenuses to the little glow worms of today.” – The New York Times Book Review
Fortunately/unfortunately for God, Beyoncé is God now. Rose Bowl Stadium
Trying to be more like Jackson Pollack in the sense that when I metaphorically chain smoke over my metaphorical giant canvas and drop a metaphorical matchstick in, I say “fuck it, yolo, that’s where metaphorically stays.”
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There’s a matchstick in here. Find it if you’re so bored. Albright-Knox
I’m going to be co-hosting this music fest(ival) with @mattymatheson on September 2nd!
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Things I know about Matty: very many tattoos, much lung capacity, makes delicious food, much vivacious personality.
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Things I know about co-hosting a festival: nothing.
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….the bands will make up for it. Link to tickets in biooooo…. Yikes Design Co.
