Awkwafina Instagram – We hit the after partay and upon entering a disgruntled policemen asked who we were and someone said “THEYRE THE CRAZY ASIANS” and he was like wtf does that even mean. Moral of the story is he let our crazy Asian asses in anyway. And I’m gonna send him a screener!! (JK I don’t know where he lives and barely talked to him cuz he was a lil busy at work and I felt like I would be slowing him up and aggravating him more w my crazy Asian ass. I might find him on Facebook tho, I’m sure he’s a cool dude when not working. Ya know one of those guys who likes a nice simple family vacation, maybe a trip to the Florida keys. Who knows? He could be a snowbird, only spending half his year in New York and the other half somewhere warm. I wish I could go with him. I’d make him soup and we’d talk about the days of yore.)