A pleasure losing 3 EMMYs tonight with this gang. #whoisamerica #emmys
Vassup? Brüno here, it is the Zehn Year anniversary of the release of mein movie BRüno, which was named after me BRüno. Here is me, Brüno, mit ze greatest Austrian politician ever….apart from Adolph obvs #makeaustriagreatagain @schwarzenegger
I voted, Great Success. #vote #kazakhelectioninterference @jimmykimmellive
This is on Netflix today. And it’s not funny at all. (Have I sold it well?)
It’s meJulies birfday, aiii.
Post Golden Globes, went to the hottest party in town at Pasadena Olive Garden. Thanks to to the wonderful manager there, Nathan, for looking after me #goldenglobes
This terrorist had an Instagram account until yesterday, which he used to spread his racism. So here’s my question for the day – should a) Instagram provide a way for terrorists to spread their message and gain as many followers as possible, or b) should this platform that we all use, say we don’t allow terrorists the chance to spread their murderous ideology? A or B?
So the vast majority of you voted for removing terrorists, irrespective of their skin colour from Instagram. Well Zuck, would you like to enforce your policies on hate speech? I know it’s costly, but you might be able to afford it and still buy a new t-shirt.Meanwhile, here’s another fact from someone who should be sticking to their day job – the current administration has cut funding for, and in cases completely gotten rid of, initiatives begun under Barack Obama to counter violent extremism (known as “CVE”), including white-supremacism. So it stopped looking for white terrorists, and focused on other colours. If you look at the diagram (or whatever you call it – I don’t think it’s a table – but I’m talking about the dotty thing above) that’s really problematic. I will return to gags soon, but let’s have this week’s bodies be buried first, eh? #hopenothate
I just saw Capt. Erran Morad’s Live Oscar Chat with the ex-Vice President Cheney, to promote his wonderful performance in @vicemovie #Oscars2019 Abu Hassan (אבו חסן)
I just saw Capt. Erran Morad’s Live Oscar Chat with the ex-Vice President Cheney, to promote his wonderful performance in @vicemovie #Oscars2019 Abu Hassan (אבו חסן)
I just saw Capt. Erran Morad’s Live Oscar Chat with the ex-Vice President Cheney, to promote his wonderful performance in @vicemovie #Oscars2019 Abu Hassan (אבו חסן)
I just saw Capt. Erran Morad’s Live Oscar Chat with the ex-Vice President Cheney, to promote his wonderful performance in @vicemovie #Oscars2019 Abu Hassan (אבו חסן)
I just saw Capt. Erran Morad’s Live Oscar Chat with the ex-Vice President Cheney, to promote his wonderful performance in @vicemovie #Oscars2019 Abu Hassan (אבו חסן)
Happy Birthday to my sis @sarahkatesilverman a real menschette, social activist, genius comedian and vicious ball player. (Please try to remove Zack from the photo and I will repost)
Happy New Year.
To my Muslim brothers and sisters grieving in New Zealand and throughout the world, we stand with you.
#midtermelections @jimmykimmellive
Best Hanukka track of all time, written by my bro. Dreidel – Songs in the Key of Hanukka.
A lifelong dream has come true – I’ve beaten Mash on iTunes.
No one likes to hear people who’ve been in a couple of movies mouth off about “issues”, however, on this Holocaust Rememberance Day I’d be remiss not to mention that millions of civilians who are at risk of death, primarily as a consequence of Saudi Arabia’s aerial bombardment of Yemen. Kashoggi’s murder was shocking, but the Crown Prince’s war on Yemen could lead to a genocide. Ok, back to my day job now, and have a lovely Sunday #holocaustrememberanceday #savethechildren #internationalrescuecommittee
Thank you to David Duke for giving his time to edit the Association of British Scrabble Players official online dictionary.
https://www.absp.org.uk/words/study3lw.shtml
My esteemed colleague, the hilarious @ericfuckingandre, has made his first movie. Let’s all go and see it together.
Thank you to the maestro @qtiptheabstract not just for making my favourite radio show on Beats 1, but for creating this mix for us – the Garry Shandling Players. It contains some of my favourite hip-hop tracks from the Fat Boys onwards. #toohottohandletoocoldtohold
