Beyond exhausted…. Elf Salvador took home the gold in Christmas Olympics (silver went to Belize Navidad, bronze to USAte Too Much—Japanta Claus fought a good fight). Thanks to @nicoletontz for making me these earrings out of mini ornaments—good night for a week
Since free time is not a concept my family understands or endorses in any way, here are a couple overdue birthday posts for two of my favorite people. The first is @nicoletontz a.k.a the greatest sister/former arch-nemesis/best friend of all time 👆👆👆👆 idk where I’d be without you, dude. Cheers to another 80yrs of people confusing our names. Happy 20th ❤️
Since free time is not a concept my family understands or endorses in any way, here are a couple overdue birthday posts for two of my favorite people. The first is @nicoletontz a.k.a the greatest sister/former arch-nemesis/best friend of all time 👆👆👆👆 idk where I’d be without you, dude. Cheers to another 80yrs of people confusing our names. Happy 20th ❤️
Since free time is not a concept my family understands or endorses in any way, here are a couple overdue birthday posts for two of my favorite people. The first is @nicoletontz a.k.a the greatest sister/former arch-nemesis/best friend of all time 👆👆👆👆 idk where I’d be without you, dude. Cheers to another 80yrs of people confusing our names. Happy 20th ❤️
Since free time is not a concept my family understands or endorses in any way, here are a couple overdue birthday posts for two of my favorite people. The first is @nicoletontz a.k.a the greatest sister/former arch-nemesis/best friend of all time 👆👆👆👆 idk where I’d be without you, dude. Cheers to another 80yrs of people confusing our names. Happy 20th ❤️
Since free time is not a concept my family understands or endorses in any way, here are a couple overdue birthday posts for two of my favorite people. The first is @nicoletontz a.k.a the greatest sister/former arch-nemesis/best friend of all time 👆👆👆👆 idk where I’d be without you, dude. Cheers to another 80yrs of people confusing our names. Happy 20th ❤️
Since free time is not a concept my family understands or endorses in any way, here are a couple overdue birthday posts for two of my favorite people. The first is @nicoletontz a.k.a the greatest sister/former arch-nemesis/best friend of all time 👆👆👆👆 idk where I’d be without you, dude. Cheers to another 80yrs of people confusing our names. Happy 20th ❤️
Since free time is not a concept my family understands or endorses in any way, here are a couple overdue birthday posts for two of my favorite people. The first is @nicoletontz a.k.a the greatest sister/former arch-nemesis/best friend of all time 👆👆👆👆 idk where I’d be without you, dude. Cheers to another 80yrs of people confusing our names. Happy 20th ❤️
Since free time is not a concept my family understands or endorses in any way, here are a couple overdue birthday posts for two of my favorite people. The first is @nicoletontz a.k.a the greatest sister/former arch-nemesis/best friend of all time 👆👆👆👆 idk where I’d be without you, dude. Cheers to another 80yrs of people confusing our names. Happy 20th ❤️
Since free time is not a concept my family understands or endorses in any way, here are a couple overdue birthday posts for two of my favorite people. The first is @nicoletontz a.k.a the greatest sister/former arch-nemesis/best friend of all time 👆👆👆👆 idk where I’d be without you, dude. Cheers to another 80yrs of people confusing our names. Happy 20th ❤️
Since free time is not a concept my family understands or endorses in any way, here are a couple overdue birthday posts for two of my favorite people. The first is @nicoletontz a.k.a the greatest sister/former arch-nemesis/best friend of all time 👆👆👆👆 idk where I’d be without you, dude. Cheers to another 80yrs of people confusing our names. Happy 20th ❤️
When you’re *officially* done picking out Christmas/bday gifts and returning drunken Cyber Monday impulse buys
amirite folks
Red wine, fried-marinara-something-or-other, ceremonial blurry b&w photo #checkitycheck
Bat-Ranger-Viking Man TURNED 11 YESTERDAY (New peeps, scroll to slide 6 to understand that). Here are three (mandatory) videos of him falling and/or wiping out (take our word for the last one) and one of him annoying my sister in a gorilla suit. Love you lil bro❤️
Bat-Ranger-Viking Man TURNED 11 YESTERDAY (New peeps, scroll to slide 6 to understand that). Here are three (mandatory) videos of him falling and/or wiping out (take our word for the last one) and one of him annoying my sister in a gorilla suit. Love you lil bro❤️
Bat-Ranger-Viking Man TURNED 11 YESTERDAY (New peeps, scroll to slide 6 to understand that). Here are three (mandatory) videos of him falling and/or wiping out (take our word for the last one) and one of him annoying my sister in a gorilla suit. Love you lil bro❤️
Bat-Ranger-Viking Man TURNED 11 YESTERDAY (New peeps, scroll to slide 6 to understand that). Here are three (mandatory) videos of him falling and/or wiping out (take our word for the last one) and one of him annoying my sister in a gorilla suit. Love you lil bro❤️
Bat-Ranger-Viking Man TURNED 11 YESTERDAY (New peeps, scroll to slide 6 to understand that). Here are three (mandatory) videos of him falling and/or wiping out (take our word for the last one) and one of him annoying my sister in a gorilla suit. Love you lil bro❤️
Bat-Ranger-Viking Man TURNED 11 YESTERDAY (New peeps, scroll to slide 6 to understand that). Here are three (mandatory) videos of him falling and/or wiping out (take our word for the last one) and one of him annoying my sister in a gorilla suit. Love you lil bro❤️
Bat-Ranger-Viking Man TURNED 11 YESTERDAY (New peeps, scroll to slide 6 to understand that). Here are three (mandatory) videos of him falling and/or wiping out (take our word for the last one) and one of him annoying my sister in a gorilla suit. Love you lil bro❤️
Bat-Ranger-Viking Man TURNED 11 YESTERDAY (New peeps, scroll to slide 6 to understand that). Here are three (mandatory) videos of him falling and/or wiping out (take our word for the last one) and one of him annoying my sister in a gorilla suit. Love you lil bro❤️
Bat-Ranger-Viking Man TURNED 11 YESTERDAY (New peeps, scroll to slide 6 to understand that). Here are three (mandatory) videos of him falling and/or wiping out (take our word for the last one) and one of him annoying my sister in a gorilla suit. Love you lil bro❤️
Bat-Ranger-Viking Man TURNED 11 YESTERDAY (New peeps, scroll to slide 6 to understand that). Here are three (mandatory) videos of him falling and/or wiping out (take our word for the last one) and one of him annoying my sister in a gorilla suit. Love you lil bro❤️
