I never really post anything on social media because I’m self-conscious/repressed about it, but I really wanted to say an SNL goodbye to Leslie Jones, and I mostly wanted to say thank you. I don’t know if I would have survived my first year on Update without Leslie. I was extremely nervous and awkward and she was extremely confident and funny and knew who she was. And she made me (and our whole show) a lot better. Even though she has wanted to hit me in the face many times (as shown in pic #3), she has also been kind and generous and given me many birthday presents (all photos of her). And more than anything else, she’s been funny. Chris Rock knew that when he recommended her to Lorne six years ago and now all of America knows it. I miss you Leslie and I hope you come back on Update anytime you want, you… scrumptious, chocolate… nope it doesn’t work the other way. Love, Colin
I never really post anything on social media because I’m self-conscious/repressed about it, but I really wanted to say an SNL goodbye to Leslie Jones, and I mostly wanted to say thank you. I don’t know if I would have survived my first year on Update without Leslie. I was extremely nervous and awkward and she was extremely confident and funny and knew who she was. And she made me (and our whole show) a lot better. Even though she has wanted to hit me in the face many times (as shown in pic #3), she has also been kind and generous and given me many birthday presents (all photos of her). And more than anything else, she’s been funny. Chris Rock knew that when he recommended her to Lorne six years ago and now all of America knows it. I miss you Leslie and I hope you come back on Update anytime you want, you… scrumptious, chocolate… nope it doesn’t work the other way. Love, Colin
I never really post anything on social media because I’m self-conscious/repressed about it, but I really wanted to say an SNL goodbye to Leslie Jones, and I mostly wanted to say thank you. I don’t know if I would have survived my first year on Update without Leslie. I was extremely nervous and awkward and she was extremely confident and funny and knew who she was. And she made me (and our whole show) a lot better. Even though she has wanted to hit me in the face many times (as shown in pic #3), she has also been kind and generous and given me many birthday presents (all photos of her). And more than anything else, she’s been funny. Chris Rock knew that when he recommended her to Lorne six years ago and now all of America knows it. I miss you Leslie and I hope you come back on Update anytime you want, you… scrumptious, chocolate… nope it doesn’t work the other way. Love, Colin
I never really post anything on social media because I’m self-conscious/repressed about it, but I really wanted to say an SNL goodbye to Leslie Jones, and I mostly wanted to say thank you. I don’t know if I would have survived my first year on Update without Leslie. I was extremely nervous and awkward and she was extremely confident and funny and knew who she was. And she made me (and our whole show) a lot better. Even though she has wanted to hit me in the face many times (as shown in pic #3), she has also been kind and generous and given me many birthday presents (all photos of her). And more than anything else, she’s been funny. Chris Rock knew that when he recommended her to Lorne six years ago and now all of America knows it. I miss you Leslie and I hope you come back on Update anytime you want, you… scrumptious, chocolate… nope it doesn’t work the other way. Love, Colin
I never really post anything on social media because I’m self-conscious/repressed about it, but I really wanted to say an SNL goodbye to Leslie Jones, and I mostly wanted to say thank you. I don’t know if I would have survived my first year on Update without Leslie. I was extremely nervous and awkward and she was extremely confident and funny and knew who she was. And she made me (and our whole show) a lot better. Even though she has wanted to hit me in the face many times (as shown in pic #3), she has also been kind and generous and given me many birthday presents (all photos of her). And more than anything else, she’s been funny. Chris Rock knew that when he recommended her to Lorne six years ago and now all of America knows it. I miss you Leslie and I hope you come back on Update anytime you want, you… scrumptious, chocolate… nope it doesn’t work the other way. Love, Colin
I never really post anything on social media because I’m self-conscious/repressed about it, but I really wanted to say an SNL goodbye to Leslie Jones, and I mostly wanted to say thank you. I don’t know if I would have survived my first year on Update without Leslie. I was extremely nervous and awkward and she was extremely confident and funny and knew who she was. And she made me (and our whole show) a lot better. Even though she has wanted to hit me in the face many times (as shown in pic #3), she has also been kind and generous and given me many birthday presents (all photos of her). And more than anything else, she’s been funny. Chris Rock knew that when he recommended her to Lorne six years ago and now all of America knows it. I miss you Leslie and I hope you come back on Update anytime you want, you… scrumptious, chocolate… nope it doesn’t work the other way. Love, Colin
I never really post anything on social media because I’m self-conscious/repressed about it, but I really wanted to say an SNL goodbye to Leslie Jones, and I mostly wanted to say thank you. I don’t know if I would have survived my first year on Update without Leslie. I was extremely nervous and awkward and she was extremely confident and funny and knew who she was. And she made me (and our whole show) a lot better. Even though she has wanted to hit me in the face many times (as shown in pic #3), she has also been kind and generous and given me many birthday presents (all photos of her). And more than anything else, she’s been funny. Chris Rock knew that when he recommended her to Lorne six years ago and now all of America knows it. I miss you Leslie and I hope you come back on Update anytime you want, you… scrumptious, chocolate… nope it doesn’t work the other way. Love, Colin
I never really post anything on social media because I’m self-conscious/repressed about it, but I really wanted to say an SNL goodbye to Leslie Jones, and I mostly wanted to say thank you. I don’t know if I would have survived my first year on Update without Leslie. I was extremely nervous and awkward and she was extremely confident and funny and knew who she was. And she made me (and our whole show) a lot better. Even though she has wanted to hit me in the face many times (as shown in pic #3), she has also been kind and generous and given me many birthday presents (all photos of her). And more than anything else, she’s been funny. Chris Rock knew that when he recommended her to Lorne six years ago and now all of America knows it. I miss you Leslie and I hope you come back on Update anytime you want, you… scrumptious, chocolate… nope it doesn’t work the other way. Love, Colin
Hi everyone. I spent the last three years writing a book and it’s coming out April 14. It’s called “A Very Punchable Face” based on the fact that several of my close friends have told me, “You have a very punchable face.” I’m really excited about the book and I hope you’ll read it. I promise it’s a quick read and largely non-inspiring. Just stories from my life and from SNL that I thought were funny or uniquely disturbing. And I get physically injured or maimed in many of the chapters which I’ve discovered is how people most want to see me. There’s a link in my bio if you’d like to pre-order the book. It’s the perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, weddings, divorces, first communions, and hostage situations gone awry.
Thanks Larry. Link to buy the book in my bio.
Love that people in the comments think this is real. Also Che, as I say once a week, you’re going to get me murdered. Also this is your only post on Instagram.
Huh. In private you told me, “good luck, I love you, my firstborn is your godson.”
Went down to Puerto Rico and installed solar panels in the Rincon fire station with @solarresponders and many great volunteers who are helping rebuild PR and make sure first responders have power even when the grid is down. I come from three generations of the @fdny and I’ve been coming to Rincon for over a decade and I’m proud to work with such a great organization. Please consider donating even a small amount: https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/solarizing-4-puerto-rico-fire-stations/ It’s such an effective way to help the people who help everyone else. And yes, I’m wearing a hard hat in these photos but that’s just what I do in tropical places because I’m afraid of coconuts.
Went down to Puerto Rico and installed solar panels in the Rincon fire station with @solarresponders and many great volunteers who are helping rebuild PR and make sure first responders have power even when the grid is down. I come from three generations of the @fdny and I’ve been coming to Rincon for over a decade and I’m proud to work with such a great organization. Please consider donating even a small amount: https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/solarizing-4-puerto-rico-fire-stations/ It’s such an effective way to help the people who help everyone else. And yes, I’m wearing a hard hat in these photos but that’s just what I do in tropical places because I’m afraid of coconuts.
Went down to Puerto Rico and installed solar panels in the Rincon fire station with @solarresponders and many great volunteers who are helping rebuild PR and make sure first responders have power even when the grid is down. I come from three generations of the @fdny and I’ve been coming to Rincon for over a decade and I’m proud to work with such a great organization. Please consider donating even a small amount: https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/solarizing-4-puerto-rico-fire-stations/ It’s such an effective way to help the people who help everyone else. And yes, I’m wearing a hard hat in these photos but that’s just what I do in tropical places because I’m afraid of coconuts.
Went down to Puerto Rico and installed solar panels in the Rincon fire station with @solarresponders and many great volunteers who are helping rebuild PR and make sure first responders have power even when the grid is down. I come from three generations of the @fdny and I’ve been coming to Rincon for over a decade and I’m proud to work with such a great organization. Please consider donating even a small amount: https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/solarizing-4-puerto-rico-fire-stations/ It’s such an effective way to help the people who help everyone else. And yes, I’m wearing a hard hat in these photos but that’s just what I do in tropical places because I’m afraid of coconuts.
When Seth told me 10 years ago he was going to have a baby in a lobby someday, I scoffed. Well now the scoffing is on me because not only has he given birth to a baby in a lobby (with his wife @alexi right next to him, cheering him on), he’s now released a terrific special based on, if I’m understanding him correctly, the exact moment when the baby came tumbling out of him. I guess it’s true what they say: “It’s on Netflix now.” And congrats to @nealbrennan for bringing all the cameras. Love you guys. To me you’re the real “Joker.”
Wow Dustin that’s a low blow. I need to stand up for my friend Deadline here. How dare you compare a quality website to a soulless monster like Colin Jost. At least Deadline has accomplished something and been OCCASIONALLY funny. Another hit job from Pajiba.com!
Tomorrow night back home in Staten Island to raise money for our local museum. A few tickets left here: https://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/000056DAA0DD53C2 Thanks to @melissavcomedy @steezus_castillo @bqquinn @salvulcano @caseyjost and @chethinks for being a part of it. Great lineup.
Thanks to the @hpplayus for inviting me backstage. The production level of this play is incredible and the cast is fantastic. If you’re lucky enough to find tickets, don’t miss it. (Not that Harry Potter really needs me to “sell it.”)
Thanks to the @hpplayus for inviting me backstage. The production level of this play is incredible and the cast is fantastic. If you’re lucky enough to find tickets, don’t miss it. (Not that Harry Potter really needs me to “sell it.”)
I love @aidybryant and this is very exciting Shrill season 2 on Hulu now Congrats to @sudigreen @robcklein and @davekingthing too
Unlike Harry Potter, my friend Steve Byrne does not have a giant PR machine behind him. But he produced and directed a really great documentary about @theamazingjohnathan who, if you haven’t seen him perform, is just super funny in addition to being a great magician. The whole story is moving and funny and well told and I’m really happy for Steve. You can watch it free on YouTube right now. “Always Amazing.” It’s great.
Oh shit! I can’t believe they gave it to DeGrom! #gomets
