Tom the Seeker. 32 years young and getting better all the time. Proud and lucky to be switching roles as you get wiser and I show my true colours. Hope you’ve had a day full of self and free of selfies. Have some cake, sing a song and pull a wheelie for me, son. Happiest Birthday Bad Dad xx #PotteringOn
The prodigal; bright-eyed, beardy and brilliant. And yes, he told me all about it. #MoochingMalfoys #LikesFatherLikesSon #HarryPotter
Draco and Lucius connect as part of @BritishRedCross #PowerOfKindness #PhoneAFriend. Try it. #HarryPotter #StayHomeSaveLives @t22Felton #TomFelton
Incredibly cute and furry creature, but shits uncontrollably all over the house. And an Australian Sugar Glider. #KeepingUpWithTheMalfoys #DadJokes #DontEatThemAllAtOnce #harrypotter
Incredibly cute and furry creature, but shits uncontrollably all over the house. And an Australian Sugar Glider. #KeepingUpWithTheMalfoys #DadJokes #DontEatThemAllAtOnce #harrypotter
A peek behind #TheOA curtain: Homer and Hap stepping it up and sweating like Sumos. Hour three in the studio and this is take 37 of hundreds – interdimensional travel’s not for wimps. To the many obsessed and wonderful devotees who approach me all over the world to ask if and when we’re carrying on the story: I’m in the same club as you – I think it’s utterly brilliant, I’m dying to know what happens next and I’m waiting for the phone to ring. Don’t ask me #AskNetflix! @britmarling @z_al @the_oa #EmoryCohen @netflix #LordsOfTheDance #MagicMikeNine – They’re Back, They’ve Let Themselves Go A Bit, And They’re Dressed For Yoga.
It’s so simple – whatever unrecognisable deal for leaving Europe has finally been wrangled after three years of paralysis, let the British people have a vote on their future. Personally, the notion that we should vote to make the country poorer – and that’s what every side thinks the consequences are likely to be, whether in the short or long term – is brain-churningly batshit, but if there’s a majority of my fellow countryfolk who are for it, so be it. Put it to the people. #peoplesvote #bollockstobrexit
You’ve got an hour to vote Britain. Make it count. #bollockstobrexit
Caterpillars ahoy.
An embryo. #fbf #capitalcity #IsThisColourised?
Thanks Air Canada, for the best seat in the house.
On this day, March 25th 2001. #BlackhawkDown @OrlandoBloom nurses an injured baby bird for days until it was safe to fly off. We arrived in Morocco as a bunch of actors, we left – most of us – as a band of brothers. Some were famous before, some were famous afterwards, some were just wonderful actors then and now. All of us were grateful to be part of honoring these men. #RLTW #Lockdown day 3.
Don’t post and run kids – it’s dangerous and, adults, it makes your jowels bounce. Great day, great cause. Come along next year and ensure your comfy seat behind the velvet rope in the afterlife. Or give now and delay entry… #rbcraceforthekids @greatormondst #myfeethurt
Not kidding in any way that this is who greeted me at my hotel just now. And I hate cute animal photos. Molly, apparently, for those who need to know. #dogsofinstagram
Never thought I’d see the day, but here I am alongside one of Thatcher’s poster boys campaigning for some sanity in British politics. For the British people to have a final say on whatever Frankenstinian, self-sabotaging, fuckfest of a deal the lying, opportunistic intellectually jack-booted buffoon Johnson tries to ram through parliament. The only answer is to vote tactically and minimise his majority or, better, produce a hung parliament. Shared a stage with Tony Blair, Lord Heseltine and video image of ex-PM John Major last night (do not adjust your set – he really is that grey all over) and begged the audience to get the message out: vote tactically. Votesmart2019.com’s the place to find out how. #DoWhatYouCanDo #Finalsay #peoplesvote
Never thought I’d see the day, but here I am alongside one of Thatcher’s poster boys campaigning for some sanity in British politics. For the British people to have a final say on whatever Frankenstinian, self-sabotaging, fuckfest of a deal the lying, opportunistic intellectually jack-booted buffoon Johnson tries to ram through parliament. The only answer is to vote tactically and minimise his majority or, better, produce a hung parliament. Shared a stage with Tony Blair, Lord Heseltine and video image of ex-PM John Major last night (do not adjust your set – he really is that grey all over) and begged the audience to get the message out: vote tactically. Votesmart2019.com’s the place to find out how. #DoWhatYouCanDo #Finalsay #peoplesvote
Never thought I’d see the day, but here I am alongside one of Thatcher’s poster boys campaigning for some sanity in British politics. For the British people to have a final say on whatever Frankenstinian, self-sabotaging, fuckfest of a deal the lying, opportunistic intellectually jack-booted buffoon Johnson tries to ram through parliament. The only answer is to vote tactically and minimise his majority or, better, produce a hung parliament. Shared a stage with Tony Blair, Lord Heseltine and video image of ex-PM John Major last night (do not adjust your set – he really is that grey all over) and begged the audience to get the message out: vote tactically. Votesmart2019.com’s the place to find out how. #DoWhatYouCanDo #Finalsay #peoplesvote
22yrs ago today ‪@seanpertwee‬ ‪@PaulWSAnderson‬ ‪@TwoPaddocks‬ ‪@JackNoseworthy‬ ‪#LaurenceFishburne‬ ‪#JoelyRichardson‬ ‪#KathleenQuinlan‬ ‪#RichardTJones‬ and I sat in a restaurant, miserable, wondering why so few people had bought tickets to ‪#EventHorizon‬ Now it’s a beloved classic. ‪#LongGame‬ When I saw the extraordinary silicone model of my body that had been made, gutted from neck to navel and with all the guts hanging out, I was stunned. It was perfect down to every broken vein and mole. I asked if I could have it afterwards and was told no, it was too expensive “What are you guys going to do with it?” I asked. “It goes back into stock.” “But it’s me! Who else could it be? It’s me hanging up naked on hooks for God’s sake! You’ll never use it!” Shrug. I got home and told my wife, looking for a bit of sympathy. “What the fuck did you think we were going to do with it?” she asked, “Hang it over the dinner table?!” She’s the smart one. Obviously. #EventHorizon #HappyBirthday #Horror
Cruel and horrible to the camel. Which is unforgivable and I’m sorry. Desperately didn’t want to laugh. Want to talk about not understanding money, about government responsibility to provide for everyone and enforce full separation and isolation. About a fight for our lives. And then this arrived. And I couldn’t help myself. I’m a bad person.
Having a bad day? A great day? Want to know that something of value and good has come from it? 2.6 million people are affected by #CycloneIdai, which has left behind a trail of destruction across three different countries. Many survivors have lost absolutely everything and are desperate for help. Today. @BritishRedCross has launched an appeal to help families affected. Please click link in my bio to donate now. If you can’t, then please find and post an opportunity for others to donate. It’s one world. Thanks.
Having a bad day? A great day? Want to know that something of value and good has come from it? 2.6 million people are affected by #CycloneIdai, which has left behind a trail of destruction across three different countries. Many survivors have lost absolutely everything and are desperate for help. Today. @BritishRedCross has launched an appeal to help families affected. Please click link in my bio to donate now. If you can’t, then please find and post an opportunity for others to donate. It’s one world. Thanks.
Those nice and persuasive folk at the @britishredcross have blackmailed me into having a chat live on @tiktok_uk, who, marvellously, will match any donations that come in (though don’t feel obliged). I have absolutely no idea how this will go or what I’ll talk about, but I guess I’ll answer any questions that come in, slander a bunch of people, swear inappropriately and, if desperate, phone some famous mates to add glamour by association. Happy to deconstruct any parts of my 30 odd years of prancing around pretending to be interesting or to blather on and on and on about Harry Potter and Star Trek endlessly. Your call. As my wife has pointed out repeatedly, I have an infinite capacity to find myself fascinating. Please turn up or I’ll be talking to myself in public again, and I’m only just coming off the meds. #ManTalkingBollocks #HarryPotter #StarTrek #starwars #the_oa #deathofstalin #scoobydoo #darkcrystal
Trying to get #onemillionclaps for our incredible #NHS workers today. We’ll all (well the Brits, anyway) be clapping in the street tonight at 8pm but if you’re one of those lucky enough to have a roof over your head, some food in the fridge and have any cash spare at all, think about donating it to @NHSCharities. The health workers in our country need protective equipment, financial, emotional and psychological support and, frankly, anything we can give them. They’re putting their lives at risk to preserve ours, so if you can, please text CLAP to 705057 to give £5. You also get to send a direct message to your local hospital and, believe me, they’re reading them and appreciating them. Thanks a bunch. Stay safe, stay home and stay kind. X p.s. You can do it more than once if you’re feeling so inclined!
