Guess who just organized the house, made healthy meals for the weekend, and finally showered!! Not me, but Iām sure someone did and Iām so proud of you! šš»šš»šš»šš» #namastayinbed #couchella #quarantinelife #friday #yoga #organization #lockdown #lazy #laugh #stayhome #relax #iloveyou #heart #smile #weekend #goodvibes
Happy 23rd birthday to the best human I have ever known @jakemoritt !
July 12, 1997 will forever be the very best day of my life.
You are my heart and soul and all my smiles and laughter.
(And maybe a few gray hairs šµš»)
You inspire me daily with your youāness- Not only as my son, but as a loyal friend to so many, your brilliance and ease with all things business, your insane hustle to make your dreams come true, and most of all, your integrity, honesty, soulfulness -and of course, your ability to make me snort laugh in pretty much every conversation.
This world is a better place because your handsome mug and beautiful heart is in it.
And, that makes me feel pretty damn special, because I get to proudly smile and say āYeah, Thatās my son.ā
Thank you for choosing me to bring you into this life.
Itās a good one – you show me that all the time.
Hereās to sooooo much more of the good stuff! š„
#happybirthday #myson #bestkid #iloveyou #thankyou #proud #proudmom #heart #soul #family #luckiestmomever
#jakenolan
Happy 23rd birthday to the best human I have ever known @jakemoritt !
July 12, 1997 will forever be the very best day of my life.
You are my heart and soul and all my smiles and laughter.
(And maybe a few gray hairs šµš»)
You inspire me daily with your youāness- Not only as my son, but as a loyal friend to so many, your brilliance and ease with all things business, your insane hustle to make your dreams come true, and most of all, your integrity, honesty, soulfulness -and of course, your ability to make me snort laugh in pretty much every conversation.
This world is a better place because your handsome mug and beautiful heart is in it.
And, that makes me feel pretty damn special, because I get to proudly smile and say āYeah, Thatās my son.ā
Thank you for choosing me to bring you into this life.
Itās a good one – you show me that all the time.
Hereās to sooooo much more of the good stuff! š„
#happybirthday #myson #bestkid #iloveyou #thankyou #proud #proudmom #heart #soul #family #luckiestmomever
#jakenolan
Happy 23rd birthday to the best human I have ever known @jakemoritt !
July 12, 1997 will forever be the very best day of my life.
You are my heart and soul and all my smiles and laughter.
(And maybe a few gray hairs šµš»)
You inspire me daily with your youāness- Not only as my son, but as a loyal friend to so many, your brilliance and ease with all things business, your insane hustle to make your dreams come true, and most of all, your integrity, honesty, soulfulness -and of course, your ability to make me snort laugh in pretty much every conversation.
This world is a better place because your handsome mug and beautiful heart is in it.
And, that makes me feel pretty damn special, because I get to proudly smile and say āYeah, Thatās my son.ā
Thank you for choosing me to bring you into this life.
Itās a good one – you show me that all the time.
Hereās to sooooo much more of the good stuff! š„
#happybirthday #myson #bestkid #iloveyou #thankyou #proud #proudmom #heart #soul #family #luckiestmomever
#jakenolan
Happy 23rd birthday to the best human I have ever known @jakemoritt !
July 12, 1997 will forever be the very best day of my life.
You are my heart and soul and all my smiles and laughter.
(And maybe a few gray hairs šµš»)
You inspire me daily with your youāness- Not only as my son, but as a loyal friend to so many, your brilliance and ease with all things business, your insane hustle to make your dreams come true, and most of all, your integrity, honesty, soulfulness -and of course, your ability to make me snort laugh in pretty much every conversation.
This world is a better place because your handsome mug and beautiful heart is in it.
And, that makes me feel pretty damn special, because I get to proudly smile and say āYeah, Thatās my son.ā
Thank you for choosing me to bring you into this life.
Itās a good one – you show me that all the time.
Hereās to sooooo much more of the good stuff! š„
#happybirthday #myson #bestkid #iloveyou #thankyou #proud #proudmom #heart #soul #family #luckiestmomever
#jakenolan
Happy 23rd birthday to the best human I have ever known @jakemoritt !
July 12, 1997 will forever be the very best day of my life.
You are my heart and soul and all my smiles and laughter.
(And maybe a few gray hairs šµš»)
You inspire me daily with your youāness- Not only as my son, but as a loyal friend to so many, your brilliance and ease with all things business, your insane hustle to make your dreams come true, and most of all, your integrity, honesty, soulfulness -and of course, your ability to make me snort laugh in pretty much every conversation.
This world is a better place because your handsome mug and beautiful heart is in it.
And, that makes me feel pretty damn special, because I get to proudly smile and say āYeah, Thatās my son.ā
Thank you for choosing me to bring you into this life.
Itās a good one – you show me that all the time.
Hereās to sooooo much more of the good stuff! š„
#happybirthday #myson #bestkid #iloveyou #thankyou #proud #proudmom #heart #soul #family #luckiestmomever
#jakenolan
Happy 23rd birthday to the best human I have ever known @jakemoritt !
July 12, 1997 will forever be the very best day of my life.
You are my heart and soul and all my smiles and laughter.
(And maybe a few gray hairs šµš»)
You inspire me daily with your youāness- Not only as my son, but as a loyal friend to so many, your brilliance and ease with all things business, your insane hustle to make your dreams come true, and most of all, your integrity, honesty, soulfulness -and of course, your ability to make me snort laugh in pretty much every conversation.
This world is a better place because your handsome mug and beautiful heart is in it.
And, that makes me feel pretty damn special, because I get to proudly smile and say āYeah, Thatās my son.ā
Thank you for choosing me to bring you into this life.
Itās a good one – you show me that all the time.
Hereās to sooooo much more of the good stuff! š„
#happybirthday #myson #bestkid #iloveyou #thankyou #proud #proudmom #heart #soul #family #luckiestmomever
#jakenolan
We said goodbye to Jack the Beagle last night.
Cancer was taking itās toll on his body and I had to make the excruciating choice to send him Home.
Iām not sure what my life is going to look like without this little guy by my side, but Iām so damn grateful heās been with me.
I donāt know how I could have made it through this last year without him.
Truly.
His love made me a better human.
He loved me more than I could love myself at times , and reminded me daily that maybe I wasnāt so bad after all.
The more he loved me, the more I loved myself back.
And maybe his passing is a sign that I am also free from pain now, and able to live this life more wisely, and with the most love and laughter.
Thank you, Jack, for letting me be your dog mom and letting Jake be your big brother.
You were wonderful to us both.
We simply adored you, Beagle boy.
Thank you. For everything.
We miss you and will love you, eternally.
Rest In Peace and Power Jack the Beagle.
If it wasnāt for @khloekardashian and her fierce pic outside my dressing room … I was going to have to put a tank top under my dress like some kind of animal! š
I thought about making a joke about my boobs, but tits not that great.
#boobs #cleavage #khloekardashian #girlsnightout #polkadots #girlpower
šš»Stop comparing yourself to others. Just remember who the F**k you are! š¤Ŗ
#funny #wordsofwisdom #productivity #nomoreexcuses #compassion #itsokaynottobeokay #igotthis #yougotthis #wegotthis #iloveyou
#inspiration #wednesday #love #selflove #pandemic #motivation #letsgo #stayhome #stayhealthy #staysafe #staystrong #laugh #laughatyourself #creative #makeyourownrules #smile
Iām basically Ms Pac-Man.
Resting up for Saturday show at 7:30PM @thedojoofcomedy!
#flu #light #getwellsoon #meditate #rest #dayquil #nyquil #quilmenow
The world is batshit crazy right now – so just remind people that you love them, even if youāre mad at them … and plow through sleeves of Girl Scout Cookies under your covers.
Itās okay, Iām doing it right now. š¤” *
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#girlscoutcookies #underthecovers #lovequotes #notreallyalovequote #politics #soul #human
… Ever have one of those days and then you realize thatās just been your whole life? š š¤·š»āāļøš¤Æš¤Ŗ
#smartmovesunday #godselite #oops #funny
#life #hireme #handymanservices #igotthis
You look so much happier!!!šš»
#happy #lovequotes #loveyou #letgo #loveyourself #beautiful #yay
Thank you, Jack!
Heās the best dog!!!!
I didnāt even know he made this video!!! š¤·š»āāļø
Sneaky bastard.
Sooooo, yeah … me and @dougbasscomedy are starting a monthly show at @thedojoofcomedy.
May 21st!!! Proceeds of the door go to a different charity each month … because we care.
First up @humanesociety
Thatās why Jackās so stoked!
Stay tuned …
#newshow #standupcomedy #beagle #funny #staytuned #excited #hollywood
If only … š¤Ŗ
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#alexa #emotions #fail #politics #news #breakup #technology
Every voice counts (even beagles!) … use yours! *
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#vote #yeson12 #humanesociety #useyourvoice #nov6
From my family to yours …
Wishing everyone a happy holiday season and an easy and joyful end to a really shitty year for many of us.
Love yāall, and thank you for being in my life! *
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#happyholidays #starwars #iloveyou #happilyeverafter #bringiton
These shoutouts are the best side hustle ever!
Thank you Heavy D, Big F, Uptown, Coilback, Sara, Johnny, Karolina and Joe!
Yāall made my whole day today and itās only 4:55pm.
www.cameo.com/kristaallen
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#cameo #shoutout #thankyou #sidehustle #iloveyou #crazy #fun
RP @bradwilk ā¢
The comedy GOAT lays it down plain n simple. RP: @groovyhistorypics
#groovyhistorypics #richardpryor #repost #endsystemicracism #greedy #talk #listen #whiteprivilege #racism #letschangetheworld