Marcin Patrzalek Instagram – I have been taken captive and locked in a high security prison by classical purists for crimes against classical music. I am writing this from a Nokia phone I smuggled in my guitar’s body, they took away the guitar once they saw it wasn’t a nylon string, but I retrieved the phone. They torture me everyday by filing my nails until nothing is left, I think I hear one of the guards coming now. Please send help, my coordinates are 48°52.6′S 123°23.6′W [Redacted]