Daisy May Cooper Instagram – SHAG MARRY AVOID HOME ALONE EDITION SHAG: MARV, I’d make him dress up in his burglar gear and let him crowbar me all night long MARRY: THE DAD. hes rich, his sandy coloured coat is so fucking stylish. Only downside is when Kevin resents me as a stepmother. When I tell Kevin off for flicking peas with his fork at the dinner table he yells ‘YOURE NOT MY MOM’ and stomps at to his room. The dad takes me out shopping at harrods to make up for it and we end up shagging in the changing room with him wearing nothing but his coat. AVOID: HARRY. Hes too angry. Hes unloading the dishwasher and accidentally drops a mug that smashes into smithereens and then blames me for buying China mugs that are too thin, rather than his big clumsy butterfingers. YOUR ANSWERS PLEASE