Daisy May Cooper Instagram – SHAG MARRY AVOID SIMON COWELL EDITION SHAG: COWELL B. hes like a fine wine and in this pic …hes truly matured like a nice , smooth bottle of malbec. Glasses are not just to make him look like harry potters DILF but a mark of intelligence and sophistication. MARRY:COWELL A: hes vulnerable with his little snorkel, I can just imagine him dipping into the sea at benidorm and waving at me like a child to a bored parent when they’re on the shit tea cup ride at Thorpe Park. All the while I’m on a sun lounger, getting flutters over the waiter everytime he brings me a fanta lemon AVOID: COWELL C: absolute scum bag COWELL. At the beginning of his career and hes just had his first whiff of fame, acting like hes Billy Big bollocks buying a 20 quid prosecco at ‘all bar one’ and spraying it like a formula one driver carelessly over my 3 for £15 tapas. YOUR ANSWERS PLEASE