Doing my best for the nation by writing incisive, elevated, cutting jokes for earthgod @princesstagram to scream at you.
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I am sobbing with pride today because my BABIEST brothers are starting college! They chose a trash year to graduate high school, but still made it to their dream of playing D1 soccer and I just can’t get over the amazing, well rounded, brilliant, funny, incredibly talented men (😭) they’re turning into. @milescoopr & @kendallcooper10, I love you so much and I’m proud to be your sister every day. 🎉 #blackboyjoy
I am sobbing with pride today because my BABIEST brothers are starting college! They chose a trash year to graduate high school, but still made it to their dream of playing D1 soccer and I just can’t get over the amazing, well rounded, brilliant, funny, incredibly talented men (😭) they’re turning into. @milescoopr & @kendallcooper10, I love you so much and I’m proud to be your sister every day. 🎉 #blackboyjoy
I am sobbing with pride today because my BABIEST brothers are starting college! They chose a trash year to graduate high school, but still made it to their dream of playing D1 soccer and I just can’t get over the amazing, well rounded, brilliant, funny, incredibly talented men (😭) they’re turning into. @milescoopr & @kendallcooper10, I love you so much and I’m proud to be your sister every day. 🎉 #blackboyjoy
I am sobbing with pride today because my BABIEST brothers are starting college! They chose a trash year to graduate high school, but still made it to their dream of playing D1 soccer and I just can’t get over the amazing, well rounded, brilliant, funny, incredibly talented men (😭) they’re turning into. @milescoopr & @kendallcooper10, I love you so much and I’m proud to be your sister every day. 🎉 #blackboyjoy
I am sobbing with pride today because my BABIEST brothers are starting college! They chose a trash year to graduate high school, but still made it to their dream of playing D1 soccer and I just can’t get over the amazing, well rounded, brilliant, funny, incredibly talented men (😭) they’re turning into. @milescoopr & @kendallcooper10, I love you so much and I’m proud to be your sister every day. 🎉 #blackboyjoy
I am sobbing with pride today because my BABIEST brothers are starting college! They chose a trash year to graduate high school, but still made it to their dream of playing D1 soccer and I just can’t get over the amazing, well rounded, brilliant, funny, incredibly talented men (😭) they’re turning into. @milescoopr & @kendallcooper10, I love you so much and I’m proud to be your sister every day. 🎉 #blackboyjoy
I am sobbing with pride today because my BABIEST brothers are starting college! They chose a trash year to graduate high school, but still made it to their dream of playing D1 soccer and I just can’t get over the amazing, well rounded, brilliant, funny, incredibly talented men (😭) they’re turning into. @milescoopr & @kendallcooper10, I love you so much and I’m proud to be your sister every day. 🎉 #blackboyjoy
I am sobbing with pride today because my BABIEST brothers are starting college! They chose a trash year to graduate high school, but still made it to their dream of playing D1 soccer and I just can’t get over the amazing, well rounded, brilliant, funny, incredibly talented men (😭) they’re turning into. @milescoopr & @kendallcooper10, I love you so much and I’m proud to be your sister every day. 🎉 #blackboyjoy
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I got Evie a pet! ✨His name is Mocha Moon Pierce.✨ She already knows it’s 100% her responsibility to feed him and walk him, I’m not helping.
I got Evie a pet! ✨His name is Mocha Moon Pierce.✨ She already knows it’s 100% her responsibility to feed him and walk him, I’m not helping.
I got Evie a pet! ✨His name is Mocha Moon Pierce.✨ She already knows it’s 100% her responsibility to feed him and walk him, I’m not helping.
