Jay Hernandez

Jay Hernandez Instagram – Day 10, Hawaiian quarantine. I awoke this morning feeling quite serene but the pull of jealousy compelled me to foolishly peak out the window. The scenic beauty of the beachfront, morning joggers, the gentle paddle of octogenarian swimmers criss crossing the bay had me burning with rage…far too early for that. I made myself a black coffee & looked forward to watching eggs slowly congeal into the fluffiest of scrambles, obviously adding white truffle oil for flavor. Later, I tried my hand at tick tok which ultimately left me weeping uncontrollably, I immediately deleted the app. Following that tragedy I questioned my choice of coffee table, suddenly doubting Noguchi was the right fit. I scrolled through endless, overpriced mid-century options, some from as far away as Brazil, before circling back & feeling confident about my initial decision. The only thing I have to look forward to on this bleak day is Champagne which I would ceremoniously consume in a vintage Japanese kimono. 2012 was banner year for this particularly titillating brew which currently rests patiently in the wine cellar. These days move exceedingly slowly. Tomorrow, I think I will try yoga…or perhaps Chardonnay. | Posted on 20/Sep/2020 04:57:33