My brother is down. Please send him all your good thoughts. I love him so.
I dig this woman. More surprising is that she digs me.
I’m a big bowl of inoculated and I feel fine. I’ll be announcing some fall tour dates here very soon. Before all this crap, the longest I hadn’t done stand-up was two weeks. Now it’s been over a year. I’m ready. Photo by my oh so mysterious girlffriend.
Believe it or not, I have an emotionally difficult job. I’m not comparing my job to anyone else’s. I’m just saying that when I’m sad or overwhelmed, it doesn’t matter. My job is to ease people’s pain. It’s been a tough week on a lot of levels for me. That being said, Sunday night, 7pm pacific, I will be live on Instagram to hopefully bring you some joy. I’m honored to do it. I will be a big bowl of joyful. Hopefully I’ll see you there. I’m your Baloo.
Have the most wonderful May 4th. Amazing makeup by @lucysibbickmakeup #starwars #maythe4thbewithyou
I’m taking a break from Instagram. I’m filming @curbyourenthusiasm and @thegoldbergsabc And I’m going to be chilling with my baseball cards. See you in the spring. @topps @sportssource2 My Walter Payton shirt was purchased from @rootsoffight
It’s my birthday and I have an announcement. This fall I’m going out on the “Use Me Tour” benefiting clubs that were hit hard by the past year. Details and ticket links are at jeffgarlin.com. I’d love to see you. I’m ready to rip. All these guitars @chicagomusicexchange are available today. Either buy tickets to the show or a guitar for me, either works. Thank you for your time.
I’m going through some serious stuff right now. I’m going to tell you a fact. None of my upcoming shows will take place without proof of COVID vaccination. Also, I’m performing for the clubs for free. These clubs have been hit hard. And as a bonus Kirk Cousins and Bryson Dechambeau can kiss my ass.
Repost from @jerrylewish • (November 19, 1933-January 23, 2021) .This is Larry King at his best. . Jerry Lewis talks with Larry King about his partner Dean and Frank Sinatra #JerryLewis #LarryKing #LarryKingLive #DeanMartin #franksinatra
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This is my favorite all time comedian. His name is Jack Benny. Lots of stuff on YouTube that you can check out. I also want to remind you that I’ll be on Instagram this Sunday, January 10th at 7pm pacific time from Horrorwood, Karloffornia aka Hollywood California to talk with you about all things wonderful. It’s an honor to be comedian and until I perform again I’m going to spend time with you Sundays at 7. #jackbenny #comedy #jeffgarlin #pumpkins #steveguttenbergforever #tompapa
Happy first day of summer from two slab boards.
How I feel today! Repost from @thejazzestate • Seven-year-old Bautista Vangard dancing recently to saxophonist Yamile Burich in Buenos Aires. via @dusttodigital
I love dogs. Yep, I do.
The joy this brings me! I hope that I can do this for you. #paullynde #byebyebirdie @turnerclassicmovies
I don’t know what I want. #byebyebirdie @turnerclassicmovies #paullynde
It’s me Jeff and I’m saying hello.
@ronnychieng sent this to me. In 1997 I recorded the part of Lt. Guzza in the Blade Runner computer game. I loved doing the recording and playing the game. So fun. Ronny somehow is playing a Windows 98 game right now. #bladerunner
I’m back. I’m all about devotion and grit. Do it up. Make it happen. Thank you @thecomedystore @therealralphiemay He was a wonderful guy. #happypassover #itsabeautifulday
I say hello
Fun times with top teen @jeffgarlin
From @gibsonguitar in Hollywood @jimmyvmusic and have a new show on Gibson Television. Available now on @youtube and @gibsonguitar It’s called #jeffandjimmyscouchofguitars I hope that you dig it.
I am excited to be co-hosting the 5th annual #LoveRocksNYC on June 3rd at the @beacontheatre! The benefit concert for @godslovenyc will be shown as a livestream event. Fans everywhere can tune in by signing up at LoveRocksNYC.com and help support the organization through the special $20 = 2 Meals suggested donation option! This year’s concert event, presented by @cohengive and executive produced by @johnvarvatos, @gwilliamson79 and @nicole.rechter, will also pay tribute to the NYC Frontline heroes who have played a critical role in supporting the city during the pandemic. NYC here I come.
