I’m a very proud uncle. My godson/clone went into the ocean with me and went under some waves including a pretty big set. I’ve been looking forward to seeing this dude (and several other Gabruses) for 18 months. Hopefully I kicked off a lifelong love of the ocean just like his ‘Uncle Nonny’ pic by Tiff of course
You’ve been there for 18/39 of my birthdays and have made every one of em better. Keep em coming you freak. Love you 🐀 👑
The freakend is upon us. love, your cool aunt and uncle
Just because you’re in the mountains in CO doesn’t mean you can’t work on your tan
Happy Fourth from your cool aunt and uncle in LA. Available to come throw your children around in a pool anytime
#tbt to when me and the nearly silent co-host were WAY younger/smaller
Merry Christmas from your cool Aunt and Uncle stuck in LA 📸 Artie
SKYS OUT THIGHS OUT In honor of today’s #HighandMighty about speedos here’s me exiting the pool that @thesweetzerlife filmed. thanks to @sunga.life for making waist size 40 sungas.
It’s a fucking sea monstah bro!
Waited 2 years for this @myhero_deli and it was WORTH IT #12FeetofSubsAllGoneOneDay 📸: @thesweetzerlife
I missed my family slightly more than I miss east coast food. My order: 4 dozen clams on the half shell Half a dozen bud heavies
Happy New Years from your cool (wasted) Aunt and Uncle in LA
Camping is very new to me. I love it. #SkiesOutThighsOut
Please enjoy this photo of a picture of my twin sister/mother. Happy Mother’s Day Joanne! Where I get my sense of humor from (she told me to write that)
The only sports in Mango County are ones you can play with a Mango Cart in hand. 🏅🥭🏅 #VisitMangoCounty #adObvs
TANUARY baybeeee promise me you won’t zoom in on my tiny pecker
Happy Father’s Day. I miss being drunk on the beach all day then drunk at the casino all night and comparing tans on vacation (amongst many other things)
Everyone is catching up to me. I’ve HAD the WFH drip for 20 years. 📸&holiday set dec by Tiff
This lil beach boi hit the mountains this weekend. Turns out I really like camping 📸 @merosskimball
Had to maintain traditions despite not flying back east for holidays. First time doing a New Years Day ‘polar plunge’ in Los Angeles. #SeaMonstah #BeefBeach
MEGA SESH ALERT Celebrate the high holidays with me and a bunch of former guests of @hamgabrus get stoned to the bone and chop it up. Link in BIO Art by @johnfmalta
Surprise! I’m flying to NYC for a power hour in the middle of the PNW Tour. Get tix Get vax Get high Get mighty Get let down by a live podcast Guest announcements coming soon! Link in Bio for tix.
When your godson is DEFINITELY your godson #gabagool
ActionBoyz Livestream show! Just as the world opens up the BOYZ drag you back inside to sit in front of your computer for their first (and hopefully last) attempt at a livestream. Your homework is to watch Hercules in NY beforehand 06.04.21 6PST Tickets in Bio
