Deepest thanks to everyone who’s reached out but this is not me, sry Chicago, Illinois
Okay please shut up and wish my literal best friend a piping hot happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. I love you a whole lot Gary Gerald 🥳 Birthday Store
Okay please shut up and wish my literal best friend a piping hot happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. I love you a whole lot Gary Gerald 🥳 Birthday Store
Okay please shut up and wish my literal best friend a piping hot happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. I love you a whole lot Gary Gerald 🥳 Birthday Store
Okay please shut up and wish my literal best friend a piping hot happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. I love you a whole lot Gary Gerald 🥳 Birthday Store
Okay please shut up and wish my literal best friend a piping hot happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. I love you a whole lot Gary Gerald 🥳 Birthday Store
Okay please shut up and wish my literal best friend a piping hot happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. I love you a whole lot Gary Gerald 🥳 Birthday Store
Okay please shut up and wish my literal best friend a piping hot happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. I love you a whole lot Gary Gerald 🥳 Birthday Store
Okay please shut up and wish my literal best friend a piping hot happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. I love you a whole lot Gary Gerald 🥳 Birthday Store
Okay please shut up and wish my literal best friend a piping hot happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. I love you a whole lot Gary Gerald 🥳 Birthday Store
Okay please shut up and wish my literal best friend a piping hot happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. I love you a whole lot Gary Gerald 🥳 Birthday Store
Ok honestly? Delightful! 📸:@anfchicago
Ok honestly? Delightful! 📸:@anfchicago
tfw you see jiminy cricket floating down on his umbrella and he asks if one of ur eyes is bigger than the other and u honestly don’t know so u just laugh and laugh
📸: @myartyoureyes
A very thumbs up Milwaukee time! Laughing tap tonight at 8 🤙
#tbt this was a stray neighbor dog. cannot stop laughing at my mom’s ‘whoa’ Chicago, Illinois
ayyyy brooklyn in two weeks with a shitloada pals!
Stoked to be joining the squad at @cysknyc along with @alex.kumin! This is the photo they used, taken by @daviddrakecomedy whom I once considered to be a close friend
mfw i sincerely ask if u have a 3 inch wiener /// Doing sets at @thelincolnlodge tonight and tomorrow at 8pm!
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📸: @selfoto The Lincoln Lodge
Tomorrow night at 8pm CST! A virtual @campfireshownyc with some of my literal/actual best friends, gonna be way funnnnnn come ehang
When the Alderman (@oshea_matt) asks you to make a promo vid for the neighborhood, you do it. One more day to buy raffle tix to support 19th Ward small businesses!
Milwaukee pals! Headlining the Laughing Tap this Fri/Sat & Chicago’s fave darling @deannaortiz_ is featuringggg! Gonna be a hoot, tix link in bio
Time to shake the dust off!
#tbt pretend school spirit! My senior year English teacher hated me and was the head of yearbook committee; one of my buddies was also on the committee. He pitched this photo for the yearbook and the teacher said “no way he’s going in the yearbook” so my friend stole the pic from the archives and gave it to me
