HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @hunterking! No one makes me laugh more than you Hunter. With you as my big sister, there’s not much more I need in this life. I hit the lottery with my siblings. You’re the Wendy’s frosty to my French fries, you’re the deodorant to my intense workout, you’re the little fart that happens when you pee that makes your bladder feel 87% less full. This is all just my way of saying how important you are to me. I love you
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @hunterking! No one makes me laugh more than you Hunter. With you as my big sister, there’s not much more I need in this life. I hit the lottery with my siblings. You’re the Wendy’s frosty to my French fries, you’re the deodorant to my intense workout, you’re the little fart that happens when you pee that makes your bladder feel 87% less full. This is all just my way of saying how important you are to me. I love you
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @hunterking! No one makes me laugh more than you Hunter. With you as my big sister, there’s not much more I need in this life. I hit the lottery with my siblings. You’re the Wendy’s frosty to my French fries, you’re the deodorant to my intense workout, you’re the little fart that happens when you pee that makes your bladder feel 87% less full. This is all just my way of saying how important you are to me. I love you
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @hunterking! No one makes me laugh more than you Hunter. With you as my big sister, there’s not much more I need in this life. I hit the lottery with my siblings. You’re the Wendy’s frosty to my French fries, you’re the deodorant to my intense workout, you’re the little fart that happens when you pee that makes your bladder feel 87% less full. This is all just my way of saying how important you are to me. I love you
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @hunterking! No one makes me laugh more than you Hunter. With you as my big sister, there’s not much more I need in this life. I hit the lottery with my siblings. You’re the Wendy’s frosty to my French fries, you’re the deodorant to my intense workout, you’re the little fart that happens when you pee that makes your bladder feel 87% less full. This is all just my way of saying how important you are to me. I love you
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @hunterking! No one makes me laugh more than you Hunter. With you as my big sister, there’s not much more I need in this life. I hit the lottery with my siblings. You’re the Wendy’s frosty to my French fries, you’re the deodorant to my intense workout, you’re the little fart that happens when you pee that makes your bladder feel 87% less full. This is all just my way of saying how important you are to me. I love you
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @hunterking! No one makes me laugh more than you Hunter. With you as my big sister, there’s not much more I need in this life. I hit the lottery with my siblings. You’re the Wendy’s frosty to my French fries, you’re the deodorant to my intense workout, you’re the little fart that happens when you pee that makes your bladder feel 87% less full. This is all just my way of saying how important you are to me. I love you
Professional road trippers/professional smoochers
Once upon a time I made a movie called The Princess. It was fucking crazy. And I Kill. A Lot. Coming in 2022
Apparently it’s #NationalDogDay any excuse to share some pics of these two lights of my life (Angel is going to be 15 this year 🥺🎉)
Apparently it’s #NationalDogDay any excuse to share some pics of these two lights of my life (Angel is going to be 15 this year 🥺🎉)
Hang on, just doing hot ghoul shit
Hang on, just doing hot ghoul shit
Hang on, just doing hot ghoul shit
Hang on, just doing hot ghoul shit
Hang on, just doing hot ghoul shit
Hang on, just doing hot ghoul shit
Hang on, just doing hot ghoul shit
Wanna bone?
My original idea for this post was to write a rap and it involved me trying to rhyme words with exfoliation so… I decided to write a caption instead 😂 So listen, I will only ever put up an advertisement for something that I fully believe in, so here I am today telling you about the @sundayriley Good Genes serum. Skincare has always been important to me. When I was a little lady I had the simplest skincare routine of washing my face and putting on sunscreen before school. But that’s where my love of taking care of my skin stemmed. My skin is complicated (like everyone’s) and this serum checks all the boxes for me starting with the best Ingredients and the fact that Good Genes is vegan and cruelty free.
(That I talk more about in my story)
But what you need to know are these 4 key benefits.
Exfoliates
Plumps
Brightens
Clarifies.
OH MY!!!! My skin drinks the Good Genes serum and you can shop for yours at @sephora! #SundayRileyPartner
This is a synagogue that my great great great grandfather built in the late 1800’s in New Jersey. It’s so small that my grandmother said she wouldn’t be surprised if you could only fit 10 people in there. I learned about this synagogue a few months ago and it really excited me to learn something new about my lineage, so I wanted to share it with you! L’Shana Tova !!
Me and my forehead would like a grilled cheese and some tomato soup rn🥶
