one time I went to dry bar and asked them to make me “look like I am a damsel in columbo” and this is what happened
haven’t left the house in a week
I did NOT go to the emmys last night but I did have a fun hair day a few days ago????
Sometimes you’ve gotta grid it.
the holiday coat has entered the chat
look— not to get cocky, but a gentleman at Trader Joe’s complimented me on my shirt earlier today.
never, ever forget the time I had a doppelgänger at a trump rally 🚮
just showing off my lamp I turned into a grow light tbh
I’m on tonight’s episode of Mr Corman— playing… a different version of Beth? On @appletvplus !
Shanbeans Shepard IRL (thanks for lettin me borrow the gear, @a.wintory )
Who did I even think I was
out of respect for the bachelor in paradise finale, please enjoy this pic of me with grocery store joe and taxidermy Kendall. Also, they only look this happy because @mssarahcatharinepaulson and lesliegrossman helped me convince them to take this picture with me, and they were clearly charming them senseless.
focused men
just found my cat SHAMELESSLY sleeping in my dog’s crate.
I am the shallotty pasta of 2020 What’s scarier than the shit you cooked all year last year?
it’s decorative gourd season mfers 🎃
@cvleart is a wildly talented artist and all around icon. Thanks for the coolest birthday present 🙇🏻♀️
Going to sue @edhelms and Randall park for this. Got done dirty.
Going to sue @edhelms and Randall park for this. Got done dirty.
