I wrote a haiku about my OLD belly
They said I’d miss it
I said they were very wrong
Turns out they were right
Nailed the selfie. Now to teach him to take photos of me without me asking….
my boss is making me work the weekend
And because I’m the a hole who forgot to include my dog, here are 5 pics of the most pure pup to ever exist. Giving him extra treats tonight.
And because I’m the a hole who forgot to include my dog, here are 5 pics of the most pure pup to ever exist. Giving him extra treats tonight.
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I’ll be very disappointed if I find out any of you are drinking bloody marys right now
Sorry I confused you all yesterday are we still friends?
I’m partnering with @nutella for #WorldNutellaDay, February 5th. They said I could do some research so I booked the next plane ticket and got to work. #ad #SpreadTheNutellaLove Nutella Cafe Chicago
I’m partnering with @nutella for #WorldNutellaDay, February 5th. They said I could do some research so I booked the next plane ticket and got to work. #ad #SpreadTheNutellaLove Nutella Cafe Chicago
I’m partnering with @nutella for #WorldNutellaDay, February 5th. They said I could do some research so I booked the next plane ticket and got to work. #ad #SpreadTheNutellaLove Nutella Cafe Chicago
I’m partnering with @nutella for #WorldNutellaDay, February 5th. They said I could do some research so I booked the next plane ticket and got to work. #ad #SpreadTheNutellaLove Nutella Cafe Chicago
I’m partnering with @nutella for #WorldNutellaDay, February 5th. They said I could do some research so I booked the next plane ticket and got to work. #ad #SpreadTheNutellaLove Nutella Cafe Chicago
ya ever tried shopping in the mens section?
Turns out ice baths do not prepare you for Chicago in the winter
Turns out ice baths do not prepare you for Chicago in the winter
Turns out ice baths do not prepare you for Chicago in the winter
man’s best friend….until spring when he is covered in pollen and closes my airways then we are more like distant cousins
man’s best friend….until spring when he is covered in pollen and closes my airways then we are more like distant cousins
hate the cold love a coat
Home 💕
give a man a fish you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish you distract him for hours whilst you sit and relax
give a man a fish you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish you distract him for hours whilst you sit and relax
We are still working on the perfect pancake flip, but we came up with the perfect recipe for #WorldNutellaDay. Someone give us a cooking show already!! @nutella #ad #SpreadTheNutellaLove
