Malavika Jayaram Instagram – Happy Birthday Chimp! Since it’s your special day, here’s a checklist for me: 1. To always stock your bedside table with snacks so that you don’t wake me up in the middle of the night. 2. To have a pen and notepad around just incase you break into one of your cricket theory sessions because I know you will pester me with questions later. 3. To hide my car keys. 4. To run away as fast as I can when I see you come towards me with sweaty clothes. 5. To invent a prototype alarm system to wake you up from your extended power naps. 6. To love you no matter how much you annoy me.