HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHLOE! Hot damn I love this woman. Everything about her. I’ve been with her for most of her twenty’s and I’m happy to have witnessed what a great woman she has become and she’s getting better every year. I would say like fine wine but I’ve had some old wine that was gross (why did the cork dissolve?). I love you Chloe and will do my best to make your day special and even more importantly everyday for the rest of your life… or at least mine. Actually naw. When I die first I’m coming back like Patrick Swayze in Ghost. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHLOE!
1) Our first trip together to Napa valley. This dog tried to move in on my girl.
2) Chloe invited me to some fancy night club in LA to meet some of her friends. I wore a flannel and a ball cap. Somehow didn’t lose her.
3) Riding out 2020 with her. We spent every minute of every day together. I fell even deeper in love. She said I breathed loudly. 😘
4) Obviously a little drunk at the wedding welcome party. That Beyoncé song plays in my head when I see this pic. Not the one about Surfbort’s. The one about being drunk and in love.
5) RIP Patrick Swayze.
@therighteousgemstones IS BACK! tonight 10pm on @hbo and @hbomax. This season is 🔥🔥🔥. Please tune in so we can bring you 30 seasons of this show!
@therighteousgemstones IS BACK! tonight 10pm on @hbo and @hbomax. This season is 🔥🔥🔥. Please tune in so we can bring you 30 seasons of this show!
@therighteousgemstones IS BACK! tonight 10pm on @hbo and @hbomax. This season is 🔥🔥🔥. Please tune in so we can bring you 30 seasons of this show!
I’m guest hosting Ellen today! How?! What?! I dunno but it was so much damn fun. I got to interview my friends @itsjuliebowen AND @ders808. I drank @villagerspirits and there was SO. MUCH. DANCING. I honestly love getting a little out of the comfort zone and doing stuff like this. As always… I kept it weird. @theellenshow
I’m guest hosting Ellen today! How?! What?! I dunno but it was so much damn fun. I got to interview my friends @itsjuliebowen AND @ders808. I drank @villagerspirits and there was SO. MUCH. DANCING. I honestly love getting a little out of the comfort zone and doing stuff like this. As always… I kept it weird. @theellenshow
I’m guest hosting Ellen today! How?! What?! I dunno but it was so much damn fun. I got to interview my friends @itsjuliebowen AND @ders808. I drank @villagerspirits and there was SO. MUCH. DANCING. I honestly love getting a little out of the comfort zone and doing stuff like this. As always… I kept it weird. @theellenshow
I’m guest hosting Ellen today! How?! What?! I dunno but it was so much damn fun. I got to interview my friends @itsjuliebowen AND @ders808. I drank @villagerspirits and there was SO. MUCH. DANCING. I honestly love getting a little out of the comfort zone and doing stuff like this. As always… I kept it weird. @theellenshow
Pray that we don’t run out of baby oil tonight on @therighteousgemstones ! The Father, Son, and SWOLEY GHOST! @hbo @hbomax
The God Squad is here to save you heathens. @therighteousgemstones is back on tonight. 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷.
The God Squad is here to save you heathens. @therighteousgemstones is back on tonight. 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷.
Go on and get you some @therighteousgemstones ✌🏼 night.
Okayyyy I’ll do it. #10yearchallenge
SEASON FINALE TONIGHT! You fav preachers shall rise again in season 3. Enjoy the finale and count your blessings. @therighteousgemstones
SEASON FINALE TONIGHT! You fav preachers shall rise again in season 3. Enjoy the finale and count your blessings. @therighteousgemstones
SEASON FINALE TONIGHT! You fav preachers shall rise again in season 3. Enjoy the finale and count your blessings. @therighteousgemstones
Ya boy is back hosting Ellen today! I don’t know what I’m saying here but I’m sure it was borderline inappropriate. I. WALK. THAT. LINE. I loved playing the part of host. Thanks to Ellen and her whole staff for having me. So much fun with my girl @nina and her bestie @juleshough! Also… big thanks to @chloebridges for allowing me to smash a pie in her face on national television. Whoopsieeee
Ya boy is back hosting Ellen today! I don’t know what I’m saying here but I’m sure it was borderline inappropriate. I. WALK. THAT. LINE. I loved playing the part of host. Thanks to Ellen and her whole staff for having me. So much fun with my girl @nina and her bestie @juleshough! Also… big thanks to @chloebridges for allowing me to smash a pie in her face on national television. Whoopsieeee
It’s #WorldCancerDay! Join me in supporting #StandUpToCancer to help Kiss Cancer Goodbye! Share a kiss (preferably with no COVID) with a loved one (this is my mom on my wedding day) and post it using the #KissCancerGoodbye and tagging @SU2C. Then make your kiss count by donating at StandUpToCancer.org.
This organization rocks and cancer is the worst. Donate if you can!
I had a great time in Berlin. I guess they are known for there super cool/hip clubs? I wouldn’t know. Spent most of my time here. #bumperinberlin Berlin, Germany
We made @adamdevine’s cycling dreams come true with a one-of-a-kind @nevecampbell x #LateLateShow cycling jersey!
#adamdevine #cycling #jamescorden
Thassa wrap in Pitch Perfect: Bumper in Berlin! My costars @sarahhyland @flula @jameelajamil @leraabova slay in this. @meganamram is a comedy queen. @straussschulson @richiekeen and @maureenbharoocha made every shot shine and after 3 months in Berlin techno now makes sense.
This is not a joke! I’m starring in a new sitcom, and want you to officially meet my new co-star: Cann Blue Rhuberry. They also happen to be a delicious drink I made with @drinkcann. That’s microdosed cannabis in a can, and it’ll BLUE your mind.
All-natural raspberry and rhubarb juice, organic agave, no fake sh*t like artificial sweeteners or preservatives, and just the rightttt amount of THC. Perfect for when you want a buzz without the booze. That means no hangovers. Available for a limited-time only, exclusively on @eaze
1 flavor. 2 choices. 2 @adamdevine?
we teamed up with Adam to make our new Blue Rhuberry Hi Boys with 5mg of THC — enough for a socially-oriented high without being overpowering. you should take it to a party.
we also teamed up with Adam to make a version appropriate for all ages. we left out the dr*gs, and kept the simple all-natural ingredients and awesome f*king taste. you should also take it to a party.
