For years, my enemies have conspired against me saying Lewis Capaldi and I are the same person. He heard the same. Now. HERE is government proof of the contrary. I hope you enjoy your humiliation. Viva La revolution
For years, my enemies have conspired against me saying Lewis Capaldi and I are the same person. He heard the same. Now. HERE is government proof of the contrary. I hope you enjoy your humiliation. Viva La revolution
In the mountains in Mexico, and walked past a pitch with some people playing. Exchanged one or two looks and, though we couldn’t speak really a word of each other’s language, within 20 minutes were kicking it about, winding each other up, laughing, tackling each other. Football is nice.
“44. Female. Looking for love. Fresh back in town after a lockdown escape to Bolivia. Waiting for you to stop talking so I can talk. Sure, I went to private school, but one of the working class ones. Used to be a Marxist bae like you, but now I’m a realist: Believe in free market economics, not free loading. Desperate for friendship.” #lonelyhearticles
It’s official: Catfish UK is back! And I’m joined by my new co-host, the incredible @nellarosee. We didn’t know each other before the show, and she is such an amazing person. Kind, hilarious, loves sparkling water, and a friend for life. This series has completely raised the game in terms of breathtaking deception, and with new technologies, it’s genuinely crazy to see how vulnerable people are today from Catfishing. Thanks all and take care. @mtv @mtvcatfish
This is my real dad. Say hello to him
The One Where Monica Had Her Night At The Brits Ruined
Georgio Peviani returns tonight for one night only for the 2021 MTV EMA awards
They say streetwear is a religion, and Peviani constantly sins. Four years ago, we released a film about his brand Georgio Peviani and Paris Fashion Week. Today, we hung out, guzzled green tea, and laughed over old stories. Like all of us, Adam, has had a strange few years. Yet his online sales and launches of new products (like this Georgio Peviani tracksuit) have kept things alive. It’s wild to think that this story about me, a moron, and his family business has been seen by around 90 million people today. Adam still gives me grief that friends and family from his original home of Zambia won’t stop bothering him about the film, and he is now officially known as ‘Georgio Peviani’ at his local mosque. Perfect. If you wanna look as populist as us two, access his store via the link in my bio. [📽 @florencebark @martapretty @lauranclark @alexgamiller] Cheers!
They say streetwear is a religion, and Peviani constantly sins. Four years ago, we released a film about his brand Georgio Peviani and Paris Fashion Week. Today, we hung out, guzzled green tea, and laughed over old stories. Like all of us, Adam, has had a strange few years. Yet his online sales and launches of new products (like this Georgio Peviani tracksuit) have kept things alive. It’s wild to think that this story about me, a moron, and his family business has been seen by around 90 million people today. Adam still gives me grief that friends and family from his original home of Zambia won’t stop bothering him about the film, and he is now officially known as ‘Georgio Peviani’ at his local mosque. Perfect. If you wanna look as populist as us two, access his store via the link in my bio. [📽 @florencebark @martapretty @lauranclark @alexgamiller] Cheers!
They say streetwear is a religion, and Peviani constantly sins. Four years ago, we released a film about his brand Georgio Peviani and Paris Fashion Week. Today, we hung out, guzzled green tea, and laughed over old stories. Like all of us, Adam, has had a strange few years. Yet his online sales and launches of new products (like this Georgio Peviani tracksuit) have kept things alive. It’s wild to think that this story about me, a moron, and his family business has been seen by around 90 million people today. Adam still gives me grief that friends and family from his original home of Zambia won’t stop bothering him about the film, and he is now officially known as ‘Georgio Peviani’ at his local mosque. Perfect. If you wanna look as populist as us two, access his store via the link in my bio. [📽 @florencebark @martapretty @lauranclark @alexgamiller] Cheers!
Exclusive: My advance review of 2022
“27. Female. Intellect Historian. Figure of a Botticelli. Once matched with John Humphrys on Raya – who’s the Mastermind now, Dad? Straight talker. If I don’t like what you’ve got to say, I’m not afraid to tell you via a series of very shrewd post-it notes. Looking for a VISA marriage” #lonelyhearticles
2021! I caught Covid (twice). Filmed a new project in Mexico. Made my first TV show with a lot of amazing, talented people. Swapped a box of crap for a $20k Robert Frank print. Signed with @realthomascook @unitedtalent. Started work on a project with my dream collaborators Abso Lutely Productions. Played a lot of squash. Finished a new online short (screenshots attached). Started drinking triple shot coffees every morning. Wrote a piece on one of my favourite artists @christianjankowski_official. Gained 6lbs over Christmas leaving me looking swollen. Realised I look great in a dress. I’m immensely lucky, and am grateful for your support/attention. I wish you all the best of luck for 2022.
2021! I caught Covid (twice). Filmed a new project in Mexico. Made my first TV show with a lot of amazing, talented people. Swapped a box of crap for a $20k Robert Frank print. Signed with @realthomascook @unitedtalent. Started work on a project with my dream collaborators Abso Lutely Productions. Played a lot of squash. Finished a new online short (screenshots attached). Started drinking triple shot coffees every morning. Wrote a piece on one of my favourite artists @christianjankowski_official. Gained 6lbs over Christmas leaving me looking swollen. Realised I look great in a dress. I’m immensely lucky, and am grateful for your support/attention. I wish you all the best of luck for 2022.
2021! I caught Covid (twice). Filmed a new project in Mexico. Made my first TV show with a lot of amazing, talented people. Swapped a box of crap for a $20k Robert Frank print. Signed with @realthomascook @unitedtalent. Started work on a project with my dream collaborators Abso Lutely Productions. Played a lot of squash. Finished a new online short (screenshots attached). Started drinking triple shot coffees every morning. Wrote a piece on one of my favourite artists @christianjankowski_official. Gained 6lbs over Christmas leaving me looking swollen. Realised I look great in a dress. I’m immensely lucky, and am grateful for your support/attention. I wish you all the best of luck for 2022.
2021! I caught Covid (twice). Filmed a new project in Mexico. Made my first TV show with a lot of amazing, talented people. Swapped a box of crap for a $20k Robert Frank print. Signed with @realthomascook @unitedtalent. Started work on a project with my dream collaborators Abso Lutely Productions. Played a lot of squash. Finished a new online short (screenshots attached). Started drinking triple shot coffees every morning. Wrote a piece on one of my favourite artists @christianjankowski_official. Gained 6lbs over Christmas leaving me looking swollen. Realised I look great in a dress. I’m immensely lucky, and am grateful for your support/attention. I wish you all the best of luck for 2022.
2021! I caught Covid (twice). Filmed a new project in Mexico. Made my first TV show with a lot of amazing, talented people. Swapped a box of crap for a $20k Robert Frank print. Signed with @realthomascook @unitedtalent. Started work on a project with my dream collaborators Abso Lutely Productions. Played a lot of squash. Finished a new online short (screenshots attached). Started drinking triple shot coffees every morning. Wrote a piece on one of my favourite artists @christianjankowski_official. Gained 6lbs over Christmas leaving me looking swollen. Realised I look great in a dress. I’m immensely lucky, and am grateful for your support/attention. I wish you all the best of luck for 2022.
2021! I caught Covid (twice). Filmed a new project in Mexico. Made my first TV show with a lot of amazing, talented people. Swapped a box of crap for a $20k Robert Frank print. Signed with @realthomascook @unitedtalent. Started work on a project with my dream collaborators Abso Lutely Productions. Played a lot of squash. Finished a new online short (screenshots attached). Started drinking triple shot coffees every morning. Wrote a piece on one of my favourite artists @christianjankowski_official. Gained 6lbs over Christmas leaving me looking swollen. Realised I look great in a dress. I’m immensely lucky, and am grateful for your support/attention. I wish you all the best of luck for 2022.
2021! I caught Covid (twice). Filmed a new project in Mexico. Made my first TV show with a lot of amazing, talented people. Swapped a box of crap for a $20k Robert Frank print. Signed with @realthomascook @unitedtalent. Started work on a project with my dream collaborators Abso Lutely Productions. Played a lot of squash. Finished a new online short (screenshots attached). Started drinking triple shot coffees every morning. Wrote a piece on one of my favourite artists @christianjankowski_official. Gained 6lbs over Christmas leaving me looking swollen. Realised I look great in a dress. I’m immensely lucky, and am grateful for your support/attention. I wish you all the best of luck for 2022.
2021! I caught Covid (twice). Filmed a new project in Mexico. Made my first TV show with a lot of amazing, talented people. Swapped a box of crap for a $20k Robert Frank print. Signed with @realthomascook @unitedtalent. Started work on a project with my dream collaborators Abso Lutely Productions. Played a lot of squash. Finished a new online short (screenshots attached). Started drinking triple shot coffees every morning. Wrote a piece on one of my favourite artists @christianjankowski_official. Gained 6lbs over Christmas leaving me looking swollen. Realised I look great in a dress. I’m immensely lucky, and am grateful for your support/attention. I wish you all the best of luck for 2022.
Captured in a lovely moment between scrolling through the dark web searching for a hit man to take me out
