This is 40* *artie is way past 40 no matter which dog years algorithm you’re using
Holy Shit 10 years of being a loyal subject in the Rat Queendom. Truly no one else could handle being locked in an apt with me for almost two years (and I THINK vice versa). You’ve really impressed me these last few months and it’s corny but I’m proud of you. In addition to being disgustingly attracted to you Here’s to ‘53 more years’ ….assuming I live to 92 like your plan
A man and his nearly silent co-host.
Add ‘loves the ocean’ to the LONG list of things I love about this woman. Had a helluva time on vacation with you (even though you wore water shoes). I wrote this caption while looking up real estate in Moorea
Lordy Lordy look whose…gorgeous. Happy birthday to the Rat Queen. Seen here in one of my favorite situations just absolutely cracking up (at your own joke) you have the best goddamn laugh and I’ve been chasing it for almost 20 years and you know I’m not gonna stop trying. I’m scared to post these without explicit photo permission, BUT I did tag your business. so we should be Gucci. And yes babe. This is my first carousel. You deserve it.
Lordy Lordy look whose…gorgeous. Happy birthday to the Rat Queen. Seen here in one of my favorite situations just absolutely cracking up (at your own joke) you have the best goddamn laugh and I’ve been chasing it for almost 20 years and you know I’m not gonna stop trying. I’m scared to post these without explicit photo permission, BUT I did tag your business. so we should be Gucci. And yes babe. This is my first carousel. You deserve it.
Lordy Lordy look whose…gorgeous. Happy birthday to the Rat Queen. Seen here in one of my favorite situations just absolutely cracking up (at your own joke) you have the best goddamn laugh and I’ve been chasing it for almost 20 years and you know I’m not gonna stop trying. I’m scared to post these without explicit photo permission, BUT I did tag your business. so we should be Gucci. And yes babe. This is my first carousel. You deserve it.
I guess even if you’re 39 you can still go to the mall with your mom to see Santa. Thanks for coming out Ma
#101PlacesToParty coming to @truTV on July 14th! We’ll cheers to that 🍻🤙🏼 Join me and @Adam.pally as we destroy our livers, our waistlines, and our toilets….FOR YOU.
somehow @adam.pally and I tricked @truTV into letting us host a travel show! it’s called 101 Places to Party Before You Die and it is pretty much what you think it is based on the title. #101PlacesToParty
Today marks 19 years of answering relentless questions from this absolute smoke show. Happy ‘will you be my girlfriend valiverserary’ Rat Queen
Rocking the off-season bodybuilder look
This Bastille Day #101PlacesToPartyBeforeYouDie @adam.pally and I getting blasted for your enjoyment @trutv
High Holidays to all those that celebrate.
Finally on my fifth dive I was actually looking forward to it, rather than shitting a brick. Thanks to dive master for sharing his air so I can stay down for another 10 minutes (my fat ass sucks air) and thanks to Kim who took the pic and also coached me through my extreme anxiety.
It’s #NationalBestFriend day and might I recommend a best friend whose hysterical, gluttonous, and down to push his body to the limits hosting #101PlacesToPartyBeforeYouDie with you on @trutv coming 7/14
@lakegrade makes 3 great varieties of their pre-rolls. So you know I had to try all 3 at once. Taken during a 420 livestream show. #LemonSourDieselBudzillaWhiteZilla #ad
Got the chance to audition for the @shinestythreads Ball Hammock’s campaign. I BOOKED IT! Get yourself a (or multiple) pair(s). Use promocode LOVEGABRUS for 10 bucks off 30 or more. #ad #obviously #shinesty
A quick @lakegrade hybrid before the movies always works. (Yes I’m 40 and this is how I dress) #ad
Highly recommend @john_flynn99 book. And highly recommend his cookies (they got me through my 20s). Do NOT recommend pairing them if you actually wanna do some reading
7TH ANNUAL THANKSGIVING EVE HIGH AND MIGHTY POWER HOUR Livestream Wed Nov 24th at 6pm (up thru the weekend) featuring the official HaM Power Hour Players (you know who they are) LINK IN BIO
Hire @adam.pally and I for all your naming/marketing gigs. A special shoutout to @chefjustinsutherland, @chefjeremyford & @kristenlkish for teaching us how to make our favorite food, the McDoubleDare 🍔💥 Check out our episode tonight at 10/9c on @truTV! (There may even be some teases in there that you wanna watch)
Thanks @danlevyshow for hooking Adam up. @adam.pally thanks for bringing me and thanks to @thewerbler who saw us wandering around campus and gave us an impromptu tour (I copped a great pair of SBs)
