Tae Heckard

Tae Heckard Instagram – …..June 26th 2022 thoughts:
1.why i hide my drawls in my pants pocket when i go to the gynecologist is beyond fudging me. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣
2.wipipo colored dinosaurs grayish and brownish wit a side of taupe. how they know them hoes wasnt red, purple, shit….turquoise. something.🙄🙄they coulda razzle dazzle them hoes. damn
3.high key…God was being funny making me this short. i shouldve been able to do reverse elbow dunk on these negroes ⛹🏽‍♀️⛹🏽‍♀️
4.errybody wanna play with me till i put on my play clothes 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
5.i have standup pants and sit down pants…….i can’t do sit down activities in my stand up pants and vice versa. so be clear in y’all invitations 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
6.y’all always putting God in y’all bullshit. ol’ God don’t play about me” head asses🙄🙄
7.this raggedy ass nigga just asked my what category does duck belong to. i said bird. he said what else is a bird. i said chicken and turkey. and then says well they don’t fly, how can they be bird…..now he saying he ain’t responsible for things he say when he sleepy. 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
8.u can’t recover or heal until u know what u tryin got recover or heal from. 💪🏽💪🏽
9.my waist beads choking me. a reminder of all the food i have consumed in the past 2 days. the betrayal 😭
10.hip thrusts are fudging fantastic until ur doing it to grow ur booty …..👀👀👀…ahaa..hehehe…ahhhaaa…im so funny. jesus. whew.
bonus though: barbie tae is rare. 🥰 | Posted on 27/Jun/2022 03:47:09