Everything was on point so I snapped a selfie. 😬🤷🏻♀️
Forgot to take selfies before I washed off all my make up last night so here we are. I love you, middle aged skin. 💋
We’re doing it we did it we’re together we’re out!
*edit for clarification because I’m an idiot: This is my college friend Kate who is visiting from St. Louis. We haven’t seen each other in years. We finally hauled ourselves off the couch and out into public to see @ttfapodcast live. I wrote this caption super fast before turning my phone off for the show. I didn’t mean to accidentally come out on National Coming Out Day, and I can’t wait to tell this story on a podcast. Jesus fuck. 🤦🏻♀️
** I can promise you if I ever come out in an Instagram post it will be with professionally shot thirst trap photos of me and the super hot masc lesbian or enby of my dreams who has finally rescued me from a lifetime of dating men. ❤️ Regent Theatre
We’re doing it we did it we’re together we’re out!
*edit for clarification because I’m an idiot: This is my college friend Kate who is visiting from St. Louis. We haven’t seen each other in years. We finally hauled ourselves off the couch and out into public to see @ttfapodcast live. I wrote this caption super fast before turning my phone off for the show. I didn’t mean to accidentally come out on National Coming Out Day, and I can’t wait to tell this story on a podcast. Jesus fuck. 🤦🏻♀️
** I can promise you if I ever come out in an Instagram post it will be with professionally shot thirst trap photos of me and the super hot masc lesbian or enby of my dreams who has finally rescued me from a lifetime of dating men. ❤️ Regent Theatre
Special #TBT today- found three continuity shots circa #KillingGunther summer 2016 in a drawer.
Special #TBT today- found three continuity shots circa #KillingGunther summer 2016 in a drawer.
Special #TBT today- found three continuity shots circa #KillingGunther summer 2016 in a drawer.
Basically a professional make up artist at this point but still have no idea how to cover up this zit on my nose. Oh well. #AlumiOfTheFuckItSchoolOfBeauty
Very excited for my first Fall since finding out I can wear yellow. 🍂
Keep forgetting to tell y’all I got a new hat (for these unprecedented times). @dyingbutfine
Bonding. ❤️
Sunday sunset with Nell and my Dog Nephew, Moliere. 😍
Sunday sunset with Nell and my Dog Nephew, Moliere. 😍
Sunday sunset with Nell and my Dog Nephew, Moliere. 😍
⛔️ DANGER ⛔️ Graphic footage of an animal ATTACK! 🐯🦁
Please send recommendations for jewelry designers who do unpierced earrings and cuffs- she’s going through a PHASE.
A few weeks ago at @thechicks concert with my boys- happy, primed with tequila, and ready to scream sing to strangers. Odd how week to week the numbers dictate what feels okay to do and what doesn’t. I’m so tired of the waves, and find myself wistful for a past that didn’t happen- one where we put Covid behind us when we could and things got back to normal again. I guess this is how we move through life now? Calculated risks, taking extra precautions around unmissable events and travel, deferring to the preferences of our most vulnerable friends and family? I don’t know. I hate it. Get boosted.
Would you like to see the very best girl? #DearPrudence
Would you like to see the very best girl? #DearPrudence