If you have a spare few minutes, please marvel at the brilliance of directors @forbesforbes & @tom.kingsley, @benedict_spence_dop, the @sisterglobal team, Ben Whishaw and all the phenomenal cast. But most of all, me. THIS IS GOING TO HURT, Tuesday 9pm on @bbcone and @bbciplayer.
Today, UNDOCTORED is available at your nearest bookshop/website. It’s both the prequel and the sequel to THIS IS GOING TO HURT and I’m very proud of it. Here are the most important pages of the book – the dozens of people behind the scenes who made it happen.
Today, UNDOCTORED is available at your nearest bookshop/website. It’s both the prequel and the sequel to THIS IS GOING TO HURT and I’m very proud of it. Here are the most important pages of the book – the dozens of people behind the scenes who made it happen.
Today, UNDOCTORED is available at your nearest bookshop/website. It’s both the prequel and the sequel to THIS IS GOING TO HURT and I’m very proud of it. Here are the most important pages of the book – the dozens of people behind the scenes who made it happen.
Want to get in the Christmas spirit? Hmm, fair enough. OK, want to read a book of funny/disgusting/uplifting tales from the wards? My book TWAS THE NIGHTSHIFT BEFORE CHRISTMAS is today’s Kindle Daily Deal at only 99p. (I’m sure you can find it.)
🩺🚨NEWS🚨🩺 This September I’ll be heading off on my biggest tour ever – THIS IS GOING TO HURT… MORE. Includes stories from my new book, Undoctored. I’ll be playing arenas, including Wembley. Bloody hell. Tickets on sale Friday 10am.
I’ve already done a front cover ‘reveal’, so here’s a back cover reveal and an (apologies) flaps reveal for UNDOCTORED. Warning – features my Young Person’s Railcard photo. Out Sept 15th, preorder now.
I’ve already done a front cover ‘reveal’, so here’s a back cover reveal and an (apologies) flaps reveal for UNDOCTORED. Warning – features my Young Person’s Railcard photo. Out Sept 15th, preorder now.
I’ve already done a front cover ‘reveal’, so here’s a back cover reveal and an (apologies) flaps reveal for UNDOCTORED. Warning – features my Young Person’s Railcard photo. Out Sept 15th, preorder now.
I’ve already done a front cover ‘reveal’, so here’s a back cover reveal and an (apologies) flaps reveal for UNDOCTORED. Warning – features my Young Person’s Railcard photo. Out Sept 15th, preorder now.
THANKS THE GUARDIAN YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVOURITE
NEWS INCOMING MONDAY 6PM (or shortly afterwards if I’m on the phone, having a wee, forget etc)
This is Going to Hurt…More – live on tour this year. Some dates have been rescheduled due to nightmarish scheduling conflicts, but we’ve also added a bunch of additional dates.
Presume he meant “talented chap”? UNDOCTORED is out on Sept 15th, pre-order link in bio, if you don’t know how search engines work.
ON SALE NOW! See you in September.
Oh hi, Euston
I’m OVER-EXCITED to show you the cover of my brand new book UNDOCTORED, which is out on September 15th. You can (and should, maybe even must) pre-order – link hopefully in bio. “Even better than This is Going to Hurt” – Jacqueline Wilson.
Announcement! Are you 3 to 5 years old? Great! The first picture book from me and @HenryPaker is out in Feb. It’s called AMY GETS EATEN. It’s about digestion and poo, told by a piece of sweetcorn called Amy, and you can pre-order it if you like. I’ll leave you to work out how.
Thank you so much to everyone who’s bought, sold, borrowed or stolen a copy of UNDOCTORED, which will be number one in this Sunday’s chart.
It took me a good 20 seconds to realise this book isn’t called A FUCKER IN THE DARK.
TWAS THE NIGHTSHIFT BEFORE CHRISTMAS is number three on the Kindle store. Not uncoincidentally, it is also 99p today. Can we get it to number one?! (Probably not, but you should still consider buying it.)
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Children’s Book News! KAY’S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE by me and @henrypaker is out today in paperback. For kids aged 7-12 (and their parents too, let’s be honest). Buy it from your nearest bookshop/computer!
Finally, my books are available at their natural price point of £1. I’m so delighted so be part of the superstellar lineup for @worldbookdaysocial 2023. KAY’S BRILLIANT BRAINS by me and @henrypaker – out 2nd March.
