Chris Taylor Instagram – For legal purposes I must acknowledge that the ending of this video is a lie…Lads don’t own spare bedsheets 😬
BUT IF THEY DID….dya know where they’d go to get them? Probably mums house first, but then definitely @homesense_uk … and I’ll tell you for why!
Allow me to paint you a picture with words… IMAGINE IF YOU WILL; you stroll through two automatic doors on a cosy winters evening and instantly defrost, the smell of spiced pumpkins, mulled wine and unbelievable prices positively clouts you across the face, you’re disorientated for a moment… what are these wonderful sensations you’re experiencing. Joy, Happiness…Love? Maybe… You’re in TK Maxx mate. Relax, this is all perfectly natural.
You saunter past a magnificient array of fashion items & accessories and a bewildering but perfectly whelming feeling of homeliness gently tickles your phalange’s. Is that? Are you? Yep, you’re submerged in Homesense baby. You’re greeted by everything you’ve always wanted for your home, but you never knew existed. Top quality, great value homeware is penetrating your vision and senses from every angle. Has Christmas just sorted itself? Your eyes widen. Your pupils dilute. Your left knee pit quivers “Did I die and go to Homeware heaven” you mutter under your breath; a helpful shop assistant assures you you’re not dead, but you can barely believe it…
…Is that the antique suitcase from the post classical period, made from Norwegian leather, with its original metal hinges and stitching that you’ve dreamt of finding for years… No, it’s not, they don’t exist anymore. But it sure looks like it and at that price and quality, it’s going straight in your basket. Hours pass, possibly days, it’s like an airport…time doesn’t exist here. Suddenly you’ve found Xmas presents for every single family member including distant cousins you’ve never spoke to and Brenda at work who only likes strong tea and cheese puffs.
You lay your head down to rest that night but can’t sleep…you lay awake wondering “Is Homesense thinking about me as much as I’m thinking about Homesense”.
The answer? You’re damn right it is
#lovehomesense – Ad | Posted on 24/Nov/2022 00:48:10
