Anyone else from a town like this? 😂😅🤯 @brookswheelan . . . #smalltown #garage #funny #joke #standupcomedy #iowa #dubuque
LA doesn’t care for how much we can drink in the Midwest.
Standard dad behavior.
Im not talking shit. I still love Red Lobster. Shows all weekend at @zanieschicago. Link in bio!
It’s horrifying to have witness a married couple do impressions of each other. Upcoming cities! Irvine, CA Bozeman, MT Raleigh, NC Columbus, OH Dayton, OH San Diego, CA Houston, TX Dallas, TX Des Moines, IA
Working some new heavy hitting material on karate.
You ever seen a sunrise on accident? It’s not beautiful. Upcoming cities! Irvine, CA Bozeman, MT Raleigh, NC Columbus, OH Dayton, OH San Diego, CA Houston, TX Dallas, TX Des Moines, IA
I grew up going to Big Lots. It wasn’t ideal.
Kids seem fun until you know someone who has them. Upcoming cities: Bozeman, MT San Luis Obispo, CA Raleigh, NC Columbus, OH Dayton, OH San Diego, CA Sunnyvale, CA Houston, TX Dallas, TX Des Moines, IA
The Dolphins made the playoffs. Let’s go Marino!
Genuinely loved The Oregon Trail.
I fucked up and spent 8K on this tour poster. Please come out. I need to break even on this thing. Chicago kicks it off this weekend! Link to all shows in my bio
I fucked up and spent 8K on this tour poster. Please come out. I need to break even on this thing. Chicago kicks it off this weekend! Link to all shows in my bio
We’re all a little too chill about that one photo of Marilyn Monroe
Hey! Come out to a show! Ticket link in bio!
Hey! Come out to a show! Ticket link in bio!
A while ago I was asked to give a presentation on why “good” was better than “evil.” I instead gave an in depth analysis on the film “Over The Top.”
Last night’s AEW friends. I don’t regret my bucket hat!
Odd they forgot my name bc we are co-headlining but I am doing a FULL 90 minutes on each of these shows. We flip a coin to see who goes first each set.
Tour already off to a solid start with 5 sold out shows in Chicago this weekend. Link in bio for more cities that are very far from Chicago!
Get tickets for a rad show in LA January 12! It’s 3 episodes of a FOX show @isaacrentz and I wrote about my family. Performers include: Tim Heideker, Bobby Moynihan, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Alyssa Limperis, Jessica Lowe, Mike O’Brien, Paul Scheer, Ryan Asher, Jermaine Fowler, Joey Lyons, and more. This poster is nothing but Easter eggs from episode 1 and it was made by @barrytheartguy
My show tomorrow at the Elysian Theater is sold out but the first 50 people who get there can grab one of these free posters @barrytheartguy made for the event. The whole night is gonna be rad. It’s a one time thing where we’re reading the first 3 episodes of a show about my family that FOX had me and @isaacrentz write and the cast is: Will Sasso Kerri Kenney-Silver Tim Heideker Bobby Moynihan Jermaine Fowler Mike O’Brien Paul Scheer Alyssa Limperis Jessica Lowe Ryan Asher Gary Anthony Williams Joey Lyons We are recording it for @deadpilotspod and that’ll be out in March.
We did start a band last week. We’re “The Night Cats.” Each member is 19 years old.
Had a nice time in Montana. Made some new friends.
