Todd Smith Instagram – Growing Up Again
I’m starting to care about things like posture.
I’m starting to care about things like the newest updates on Excel (I don’t even use it anymore!)
Lately I’ve been thinking about scheduling my haircuts a few weeks in advance
I wait until I see the garage close all the way before I leave the house.
I have one of those razors that you don’t throw away.
I know what the IRS stands for. I know my blood pressure.
I knew this day would come
when I’d save gas receipts in a folder.
I knew this day would come
when I’d save my smiles for special occasions and save used zip lock bags for my vitamins.
I knew this day would come
when I became a boring adult,
so I saved
a tab of acid in my sock drawer next to a yellow bouncy ball and a Talking Heads CD.
I stick out my tongue
and just that
is enough to make me feel like a kid
again. | Posted on 12/Mar/2023 04:35:34


