When you wanna be a good Sri Lankan uncle but your niece is half Indian! 2 weeks only left for my @melbcomedyfestival show “Heart Stopper”. Book ahead coz shows keep selling out 😉🥳❤️🩹 tix in bio or @comedy_au
It’s the 1 year anniversary of the morning I was “over cautious” and went to the hospital with an easily ignorable tiny pinch in my left arm, only to find out I was actually having a heart attack due to an 80% block in an artery nicknamed “The Widowmaker”. A year ago I didn’t see anything funny about what was happening to me as they put a stent into my body, but thanks to all the care and support from my loved ones, health professionals (both mental and physical) and you folks who follow me, I’m very proud to get a spot where I’m able to tour what I think is my funniest standup show yet about the whole terrifying experience. So raise your Philly cheesesteaks and donuts in the hope that I won’t need to do a comedy show about my health for a fair while ❤️🩹🤞🏾
It’s the 1 year anniversary of the morning I was “over cautious” and went to the hospital with an easily ignorable tiny pinch in my left arm, only to find out I was actually having a heart attack due to an 80% block in an artery nicknamed “The Widowmaker”. A year ago I didn’t see anything funny about what was happening to me as they put a stent into my body, but thanks to all the care and support from my loved ones, health professionals (both mental and physical) and you folks who follow me, I’m very proud to get a spot where I’m able to tour what I think is my funniest standup show yet about the whole terrifying experience. So raise your Philly cheesesteaks and donuts in the hope that I won’t need to do a comedy show about my health for a fair while ❤️🩹🤞🏾
It’s the 1 year anniversary of the morning I was “over cautious” and went to the hospital with an easily ignorable tiny pinch in my left arm, only to find out I was actually having a heart attack due to an 80% block in an artery nicknamed “The Widowmaker”. A year ago I didn’t see anything funny about what was happening to me as they put a stent into my body, but thanks to all the care and support from my loved ones, health professionals (both mental and physical) and you folks who follow me, I’m very proud to get a spot where I’m able to tour what I think is my funniest standup show yet about the whole terrifying experience. So raise your Philly cheesesteaks and donuts in the hope that I won’t need to do a comedy show about my health for a fair while ❤️🩹🤞🏾
Process over product.
@dilrukj on spending his time doing something he loves, even when he was failing at it.
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When I went “Full Aussie” ! Only 6 shows of “HEART STOPPER” left at @melbcomedyfestival this week. And then it’s SYDNEY, BRISBANE & WAGGA to come! Book tix from link or @comedy_au
Ok this was wild – last night was attended by some of the staff who looked after me during my little “Heart Stopper” moment last year, including the doctor who put the life saving stent inside! What truly bizarre feeling to describe moments of that day to the very person who executed it all! Thank you to Daphne, Julia & especially Amanda for carefully placing my artery bling! Oh also tonight and Sunday are sold out already so Melbourne your last chance to see me is tomorrow and after this weekend it’s all done here in the home town 😢! Tix from link in bio or @comedy_au
From last Sunday – me playing it TOTALLY COOL at The Melbourne @f1! Thanks @paramountplusau for the incredible experience and access to the pit! I’d like to think that me crop dusting Le Clerc’s pit crew contributed to his DNF ! (Jokes I like Charles, don’t come at me 🙏🏾) F1 Australian Grand Prix
From last Sunday – me playing it TOTALLY COOL at The Melbourne @f1! Thanks @paramountplusau for the incredible experience and access to the pit! I’d like to think that me crop dusting Le Clerc’s pit crew contributed to his DNF ! (Jokes I like Charles, don’t come at me 🙏🏾) F1 Australian Grand Prix
From last Sunday – me playing it TOTALLY COOL at The Melbourne @f1! Thanks @paramountplusau for the incredible experience and access to the pit! I’d like to think that me crop dusting Le Clerc’s pit crew contributed to his DNF ! (Jokes I like Charles, don’t come at me 🙏🏾) F1 Australian Grand Prix
From last Sunday – me playing it TOTALLY COOL at The Melbourne @f1! Thanks @paramountplusau for the incredible experience and access to the pit! I’d like to think that me crop dusting Le Clerc’s pit crew contributed to his DNF ! (Jokes I like Charles, don’t come at me 🙏🏾) F1 Australian Grand Prix
From last Sunday – me playing it TOTALLY COOL at The Melbourne @f1! Thanks @paramountplusau for the incredible experience and access to the pit! I’d like to think that me crop dusting Le Clerc’s pit crew contributed to his DNF ! (Jokes I like Charles, don’t come at me 🙏🏾) F1 Australian Grand Prix
From last Sunday – me playing it TOTALLY COOL at The Melbourne @f1! Thanks @paramountplusau for the incredible experience and access to the pit! I’d like to think that me crop dusting Le Clerc’s pit crew contributed to his DNF ! (Jokes I like Charles, don’t come at me 🙏🏾) F1 Australian Grand Prix
From last Sunday – me playing it TOTALLY COOL at The Melbourne @f1! Thanks @paramountplusau for the incredible experience and access to the pit! I’d like to think that me crop dusting Le Clerc’s pit crew contributed to his DNF ! (Jokes I like Charles, don’t come at me 🙏🏾) F1 Australian Grand Prix
From last Sunday – me playing it TOTALLY COOL at The Melbourne @f1! Thanks @paramountplusau for the incredible experience and access to the pit! I’d like to think that me crop dusting Le Clerc’s pit crew contributed to his DNF ! (Jokes I like Charles, don’t come at me 🙏🏾) F1 Australian Grand Prix
From last Sunday – me playing it TOTALLY COOL at The Melbourne @f1! Thanks @paramountplusau for the incredible experience and access to the pit! I’d like to think that me crop dusting Le Clerc’s pit crew contributed to his DNF ! (Jokes I like Charles, don’t come at me 🙏🏾) F1 Australian Grand Prix
When you perform this good, you can’t really blame him though yeah?
“Heart Stopper” has officially landed at @melbcomedyfestival! And if the opening shows are any indication, this is gonna be by far my most fun show I get to perform over the next whole month! Tix for tonight are being snapped up quickly so if you’re thinking of coming, I’d book ahead 😉❤️🩹! Melbourne Town Hall
Quick pause on all the @melbcomedyfestival chat to say that you can catch me on a hilarious episode of @wiltyau and me and these megastars bullshit our way through of lies and surprising truths! When you watch the ep, please comment below and tell me the if you picked my truths or lies correctly 🫶🏾! Tune in tonight on Ch10 at 9pm.
You’re gonna have to squeeze yourself in if you wanna get tickets to my show “Heart Stopper” this weekend. Last night completely SOLD OUT and Saturday & Sunday are both headed that way too so I wouldn’t wait till the last minute. 📸: @bennycapp
World’s most boring green room! Thank you @tomcballard & @officialwilanderson for hosting and organising last night’s fundraiser for the @asrc1. Very chuffed that tix alone raised $20,000! Max Watt’s House of Music
Thank you Melbourne for a SOLD OUT show on opening weekend! You always show me so much love every year and I’m grateful to everyone especially those that come year after year! Tonight’s show is at the Sunday friendly time of 8.15pm so let’s all have a good time and get to be bed before 10pm shall we? (Not all of us together…not that I’m judging…look fine I’m happy with group play…but maybe not on a sabbath…anyway look just sleep well) Melbourne Town Hall
It’s Tightarse Tuesday ticket prices for tonight’s “Heart Stopper”. Don’t feel bad about taking advantage of the cheaper tickets; after all here’s me back in my accounting days being too tight to bother buying a new pair of pants until someone noticed and papped me❤️🩹. Tix in bio and @comedy_au
Tune in tonight at 9pm tonight on @abctv to catch me strut my stuff on the Palais stage at last week’s @melbcomedyfestival opening night show! But instead if you’re gonna be at my live solo show “Heart Stopper” at 9.15pm then just go home and we can iview it at the same time! @styledbyramzy
