Congratulations to the man, the myth, the Champion and now the Mark Twain Award 2023 winner! I LOVE YOU, BROTHER!! YOU DID IT!
From the Schneider’s…
We wish a very Merry Christmas to all our friends the whole world over! May this Christmas season bring you close to those you love and keep the memory of those loved ones gone by.
It really is all a gift! And I mean ALL of it! The heart breaks, the big breaks, the roller coaster of this incredible gift of life. It is this time of year where I am reminded of the wise words of Dr. M Scott Peck who said, “This world seems deviously designed with our own personal growth in mind.” In other words, whatever we need to learn this lifetime is going to present itself to us whether we want it to or not. We are all here to learn. The joys, the tears all pass through the years, but as time seems to fly by now, I am more certain than ever that the grace of God
will continue his blessings on all those that seek refuge in his limitless love and understanding.
May God bless all of you!
Love,
The Schneider’s
Don’t mind the freudian slip. 😂
#robschneider #billgates #billclinton #billcosby #conspiracytheory
The entire family of the film, Nancy and George Gamble,
“Centurion: The Dancing Stallion” is absolutely heart broken at the devastating news that Julian Figueroa has died. This fine young man was incredibly talented beyond his years. It staggers the mind that a sensitive soul, so loved by his family, friends and fans can be taken from all of us so early in his life. Julian had just started a family and our hearts go out to them and his lovely mother, Maribel Guardia.
We take solace that his wish that he hug his father, Joan Sabastian once again,
has come true.
Con amor,
Tu amigos para siempre ❤️
When @foxnation asked me where I wanted to film my comedy special, I immediately thought of Florida! Who’s coming to the @tampatheatre on April 15th?
Tickets are available now. Link in Bio.
#robschneider #youcandoit #standupcomedy
The only reason I’m still doing what I do is because of this lovely woman
@iampatriciamaya
You make everything beautiful!
Every day a joy. And make my life a life of love and happiness.
I love you para siempre ♥️
Turkey Brine…
2 cups of Sea Salt, 2 cups sugar, bottle of White Wine, apples, oranges, currents, cranberries, honey, 6 cloves crushed garlic, 2 sliced onions, rosemary, thyme,
sage and love ❤️ Let soak in fridge for 8- 18 hours…
Thank YOU to all my friends who have come out to see me perform!
I prioritize supporting a country that provides the same Freedoms for my children that made my career possible. This legacy to me is more important to me than the next chapter of my career.
Love to ALL
Rob
I’m flying to Missouri THIS WEEK FOR 7 SOLD OUT SHOWS!
My tailor is smart.
#tailor #diet #weightloss #robschneider #comedy #shopping @nordstromrack
Tampa Bay, Florida…
It’s happening…
I’m filming my comedy Special in a few hours TONIGHT SATURDAY APRIL 15TH
@tampatheatre SEE YOU THERE!!
Rob es muy servicial!
I will be filming my new comedy special in the free state of Florida April 15th,
“ROB SCHNEIDER LIVE!”
Every person in America owes Florida for standing up to Governmental & cultural tyranny these last few years. I am grateful to @FoxNation for giving me complete creative control.
Which was way more important to me than the sh#tloads of money they are paying me.
🎟️ link in bio
#tampa #tampatheatre #florida Tampa Theatre
I will be filming my new comedy special in the free state of Florida April 15th,
“ROB SCHNEIDER LIVE!”
Every person in America owes Florida for standing up to Governmental & cultural tyranny these last few years. I am grateful to @FoxNation for giving me complete creative control.
Which was way more important to me than the sh#tloads of money they are paying me.
🎟️ link in bio
#tampa #tampatheatre #florida Tampa Theatre
HAPPY VALENTINES TO THE MOST AMAZING AND GORGEOUS WOMAN IN THE WORLD! If you look close you can see that I am the butterfly in this picture! Patricia, mi Amor…
You still make my heart flutter!!
I LOVE YOU WITH MY EVERY BREATH!! Love, Husbando
A VERY HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY to the most beautiful, sweetest boy in the world, Lucky!
God bless you and your mama and daddy! @elleking
Love,
Grandpa ♥️ Paty, Miranda, Madeline
SEE YOU TONIGHT, PHOENIX! 7:30PM @standuplive
I will be performing ALL my material for my NEW STAND UP SPECIAL!
I’m filming my next comedy special in Tampa on April 15th!
First show is sold out, and there are limited tickets remaining to the second show. So hurry up and reserve your seats, now! You can do it!
Who’s going to see @daddydaughtertripmovie this weekend at @cinemark ?
If you live in Arizona or know someone who lives in Arizona, tag them here. Daddy Daughter Trip is in theaters starting 9/30 and already some opening weekend shows are already sold out.
Amazing audience, Amazing film crew & Amazing shows! And not one person discriminated against by their vaccination status. I can’t wait to share my new special with you all! Thank YOUUUUU FLORIDA!
Amazing audience, Amazing film crew & Amazing shows! And not one person discriminated against by their vaccination status. I can’t wait to share my new special with you all! Thank YOUUUUU FLORIDA!
Amazing audience, Amazing film crew & Amazing shows! And not one person discriminated against by their vaccination status. I can’t wait to share my new special with you all! Thank YOUUUUU FLORIDA!
Amazing audience, Amazing film crew & Amazing shows! And not one person discriminated against by their vaccination status. I can’t wait to share my new special with you all! Thank YOUUUUU FLORIDA!
Tampa Bay, Florida…
It’s happening…
I’m filming my comedy Special in a few hours SATURDAY APRIL 15TH
@tampatheatre
