Lindsey Broad Instagram – I’m a lock for Best Supporting Wife at the next Seano® Awards. Happy big birthday to my genuinely deranged husband.
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to the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
it’s Adderall and Lexapro, Lisinopril, Propecia
takes a lot to keep me sane, i swear I’m not a diva
if these pills don’t do the trick, i always have tequila
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Most mornings it is difficult to get me out of bed
messy house and dumb small-talk fill me with such dread
pop some pills, a weed gummy, i’m ready to be seen
I also microdosed some shrooms and splurged on ketamine
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wanted to add Ozempic but Lindsey said less pizza
insurance won’t cover it, just put it on my visa
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papa noticed a bald spot when i was just a lad
said it was around my age he lost the hair he had
NO, that cannot be my fate, it’s simply inhumane
now i take my daily pills, with a nightcap of rogaine
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who knows if mixing all these drugs is a good idea
at least i won’t get slapped tonight,
no jokes on alopecia,
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every time my weight goes up i can’t post pics with friends,
time to intermittent fast, or buy a fun juice cleanse
take an extra adderall and do a little dance,
anything – but exercise – to fit into my pants
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adderall and lexapro, Lisinopril, propecia
adderall and lexapro, Lisinopril,
adderall and lexapro, Lisinopril, propecia | Posted on 07/May/2023 21:36:33
