happy bday @linzzmorgan it’s been a treat travelling the world & outer space with you x
the pulse of my pulchritudinous heart and it’s yearning for what’s to come.
#birthday #newyear Birthday
she may be a mini-me but i am massively smitten.
@brecbassinger “you complete me” – dr.evil
this was truly accidental and it’s so ridiculous, it cracks me up 😂
she may be a mini-me but i am massively smitten.
@brecbassinger “you complete me” – dr.evil
this was truly accidental and it’s so ridiculous, it cracks me up 😂
she may be a mini-me but i am massively smitten.
@brecbassinger “you complete me” – dr.evil
this was truly accidental and it’s so ridiculous, it cracks me up 😂
we out here hittin’ dingers.
#putmeincoach #benchwarmers2 #kentmurphy #thebluejays #wewin #luisadolivera #jarodjoseph #cidcity #chelseyreist Fenway Park
all i want for christmas is ________.
best answers gets pinned. yes, i stood in line for this.
yes, i understand how ridiculous it is. 😂🎅
check out my charity link in bio.
it’s almost that time again! warm summer nights are for bbq dinner parties and backyard debauchery with these beauts! #tbt
it’s almost that time again! warm summer nights are for bbq dinner parties and backyard debauchery with these beauts! #tbt
it’s almost that time again! warm summer nights are for bbq dinner parties and backyard debauchery with these beauts! #tbt
It’s a Streamily #exclusive print ready for signing 11/6 at 2pm PST on Instagram! Mark your calendars and check the link in our bio for this print and even more! #the100 #benchwarmers #streamily #live #autograph
fortune favors bad bitches who take up their space.
furever missing my morning coffee cuddler. furever missing you, ya quirky dorito face.
snuggle yours close while you have them 🥰
tag me in your pet photos, i want to see! Snuggletown
boats ‘n toes.
contest for charity on now til Jan 04!
each donation is entered for a chance to win one of several 1-on-1 video calls with me on my bday! link in bio or search for me on @cameo
plz submit cameo request via web & not the app if you can as apple takes an additional 20% from the donation above cameos 25% cut when the app is used.
thank you all for joining me in giving back! all my love ❄️
“auntie tetsey & pemenope”🥰
i’m so in love w this fearless lil’ thrill seeker.
not even a month over three years old and insisting on the highest slide, again and again. tiniest one in the line stretched seven flights up. but don’t tell her cuz she swears she’s the biggest.
i’d risk my phone (and everything i have) for this giggle.
both snake and man
will hold you tightly
before they sink their teeth in
and i
have yet to decide
which venom hurts worse
the squeeze
or the
bite.
perhaps i was safer in the desert. Palm Desert, California
tender. tough. teachable.
remembering one of our calmer moments on #vanhelsing . directed by the incredibly talented @jacquiemg & starring powerhouse @jonathanscarfe ooph Van Helsing
❤️❤️❤️
new fave way of getting to set.
i will enjoy this life.
i will open it like a peach in season,
suck the juice from every finger,
run my tongue over my chin.
– kate baer
Almost forgot! Day 2 of the @sonsofvancouver Whisky Advent Calendar with special guest @chelseyreist.
As you will learn, Chels is a pain in my ass. Enjoy!
#merrychristmas #adventcalendar #whisky #whiskey
Tmrw! Let’s hangout.
Help me celebrate the end of a series of movies by spending some time with me online!
It’ll only be noon my time, but I’ll be toasting to you anyway! 🥂 It’ll be the first day of my holidays!
See you soon xx
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