I can’t stop taking pictures of me and @bucket.biz. I’m a smidge under the weather so me and her have been curled up on the couch for a few days. I actually have a crick in the back of my neck because she sits on it like a cat. But she’s so cute I can’t tell her to get down. ❤️ Well that’s not entirely true as she has tooted on my shoulder a couple of times(see pic) and we do re-situate in those instances. 🙊
I can’t stop taking pictures of me and @bucket.biz. I’m a smidge under the weather so me and her have been curled up on the couch for a few days. I actually have a crick in the back of my neck because she sits on it like a cat. But she’s so cute I can’t tell her to get down. ❤️ Well that’s not entirely true as she has tooted on my shoulder a couple of times(see pic) and we do re-situate in those instances. 🙊
I can’t stop taking pictures of me and @bucket.biz. I’m a smidge under the weather so me and her have been curled up on the couch for a few days. I actually have a crick in the back of my neck because she sits on it like a cat. But she’s so cute I can’t tell her to get down. ❤️ Well that’s not entirely true as she has tooted on my shoulder a couple of times(see pic) and we do re-situate in those instances. 🙊
I can’t stop taking pictures of me and @bucket.biz. I’m a smidge under the weather so me and her have been curled up on the couch for a few days. I actually have a crick in the back of my neck because she sits on it like a cat. But she’s so cute I can’t tell her to get down. ❤️ Well that’s not entirely true as she has tooted on my shoulder a couple of times(see pic) and we do re-situate in those instances. 🙊
I can’t stop taking pictures of me and @bucket.biz. I’m a smidge under the weather so me and her have been curled up on the couch for a few days. I actually have a crick in the back of my neck because she sits on it like a cat. But she’s so cute I can’t tell her to get down. ❤️ Well that’s not entirely true as she has tooted on my shoulder a couple of times(see pic) and we do re-situate in those instances. 🙊
I can’t stop taking pictures of me and @bucket.biz. I’m a smidge under the weather so me and her have been curled up on the couch for a few days. I actually have a crick in the back of my neck because she sits on it like a cat. But she’s so cute I can’t tell her to get down. ❤️ Well that’s not entirely true as she has tooted on my shoulder a couple of times(see pic) and we do re-situate in those instances. 🙊
I can’t stop taking pictures of me and @bucket.biz. I’m a smidge under the weather so me and her have been curled up on the couch for a few days. I actually have a crick in the back of my neck because she sits on it like a cat. But she’s so cute I can’t tell her to get down. ❤️ Well that’s not entirely true as she has tooted on my shoulder a couple of times(see pic) and we do re-situate in those instances. 🙊
So my son and youngest daughter both sent me this video which was making the rounds on #TikTok. Don’t know who is responsible for it but bravo. The best part is they included some of my worst boyhood hairstyles but haven’t even seen this one! Swipe right to see what may be my worst childhood haircut. You’re welcome!
So my son and youngest daughter both sent me this video which was making the rounds on #TikTok. Don’t know who is responsible for it but bravo. The best part is they included some of my worst boyhood hairstyles but haven’t even seen this one! Swipe right to see what may be my worst childhood haircut. You’re welcome!
Happy birthday “Low Tax” Lacy! 54 years young today. That’s a deck of cards plus the jokers. Happy birthday buddy. 🎉🍻
If I had known about this device a couple of years ago it definitively would have made an appearance in Jackass Forever. 💡
Each time I feel like I have found a pic of my most embarrassing childhood hairdo, I find another. This one is special because it looks like my mother took her own hairstyle and placed it right on me. Thanks Mom!!🤣❤️
Got to spend last weekend with one of my favorite people on the planet at the John Waters Summer Camp in Kent, Ct. It’s as wild and fun as you would imagine. Well maybe a little wilder. I definitely learned some new words and I absolutely love this man. I cherish any time we have together. Btw the #academymuseum has a great new exhibit called Pope of Trash which covers John Waters’s stellar and brilliantly raunchy career. Check it out if you can.❤️
Got to spend last weekend with one of my favorite people on the planet at the John Waters Summer Camp in Kent, Ct. It’s as wild and fun as you would imagine. Well maybe a little wilder. I definitely learned some new words and I absolutely love this man. I cherish any time we have together. Btw the #academymuseum has a great new exhibit called Pope of Trash which covers John Waters’s stellar and brilliantly raunchy career. Check it out if you can.❤️
Got to spend last weekend with one of my favorite people on the planet at the John Waters Summer Camp in Kent, Ct. It’s as wild and fun as you would imagine. Well maybe a little wilder. I definitely learned some new words and I absolutely love this man. I cherish any time we have together. Btw the #academymuseum has a great new exhibit called Pope of Trash which covers John Waters’s stellar and brilliantly raunchy career. Check it out if you can.❤️
I’m a little late on Barbiemania but a little known fact is I once played Ken in Tom Petty’s 1995 Phil Joanou directed video for “You Don’t Know How It Feels.” I was thrilled to get the gig as I was 23 or 24 and it was one of my first things. Tom Petty was cordial and genuine to everyone working, though a few of us did get in trouble with the producers for leaving the set at lunch to smoke weed. Not a smoker but I was that day.🤷🏻♂️ Anyway had a ball making it but was crestfallen when the video came out and saw that Ken, Barbie and the entire background was out of focus. 🤣 Here’s a couple of shots from the video. You can barely make out Ken and Barbie kissing in the first and in the second we foreshadow the wrecking ball at the end of Jackass Number Two. Good times.
I’m a little late on Barbiemania but a little known fact is I once played Ken in Tom Petty’s 1995 Phil Joanou directed video for “You Don’t Know How It Feels.” I was thrilled to get the gig as I was 23 or 24 and it was one of my first things. Tom Petty was cordial and genuine to everyone working, though a few of us did get in trouble with the producers for leaving the set at lunch to smoke weed. Not a smoker but I was that day.🤷🏻♂️ Anyway had a ball making it but was crestfallen when the video came out and saw that Ken, Barbie and the entire background was out of focus. 🤣 Here’s a couple of shots from the video. You can barely make out Ken and Barbie kissing in the first and in the second we foreshadow the wrecking ball at the end of Jackass Number Two. Good times.
Every now and then I come across a near perfect video and this is one of them. So many levels of idiocy congealed together with total commitment and raw boned determination to dare to achieve (and of course fail at) something so utterly stupid. Bravo fellas, bravo. We couldn’t have done it better ourselves. 👏🤣❤️ #daymade
Happy birthday to my buddy @therealjeffreyross!! And please don’t roast jeff’s groovy and shimmering shirt as he would never ever do that to you. But if you animals are going to make a smarty pants comment about that anachronistic, billowing mess of a man blouse you might as well leave below. ❤️
Tonight on the Big Ass Happy Family jubilee, my cousin @rogeralanwade and I tributize’ a self proclaimed ninja from Florida named Ashida Kim. He is a “master”
of levitation, invisibility, and if you ask him most every martial art. He is also writes books(sometimes erotic) and makes unintentionally hilarious instructional videos of his ninjitsu skills. This dude makes the Kung Fu Hillbilly look like Bruce Lee. Check out our tribute tonight on @siriusxm’s Outlaw Country channel 62 at 8pm est/5pm pst. 🥷🏻 #monkeystealsthepeach
Tonight on the Big Ass Happy Family jubilee, my cousin @rogeralanwade and I tributize’ a self proclaimed ninja from Florida named Ashida Kim. He is a “master”
of levitation, invisibility, and if you ask him most every martial art. He is also writes books(sometimes erotic) and makes unintentionally hilarious instructional videos of his ninjitsu skills. This dude makes the Kung Fu Hillbilly look like Bruce Lee. Check out our tribute tonight on @siriusxm’s Outlaw Country channel 62 at 8pm est/5pm pst. 🥷🏻 #monkeystealsthepeach
Tonight on the Big Ass Happy Family jubilee, my cousin @rogeralanwade and I tributize’ a self proclaimed ninja from Florida named Ashida Kim. He is a “master”
of levitation, invisibility, and if you ask him most every martial art. He is also writes books(sometimes erotic) and makes unintentionally hilarious instructional videos of his ninjitsu skills. This dude makes the Kung Fu Hillbilly look like Bruce Lee. Check out our tribute tonight on @siriusxm’s Outlaw Country channel 62 at 8pm est/5pm pst. 🥷🏻 #monkeystealsthepeach
Tonight on the Big Ass Happy Family jubilee, my cousin @rogeralanwade and I tributize’ a self proclaimed ninja from Florida named Ashida Kim. He is a “master”
of levitation, invisibility, and if you ask him most every martial art. He is also writes books(sometimes erotic) and makes unintentionally hilarious instructional videos of his ninjitsu skills. This dude makes the Kung Fu Hillbilly look like Bruce Lee. Check out our tribute tonight on @siriusxm’s Outlaw Country channel 62 at 8pm est/5pm pst. 🥷🏻 #monkeystealsthepeach
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