Lena Dunham Instagram – Ingrid, From the moment you were placed in my arms, trembling and bumpy and roughly the size of a honeydew melon, I knew that I belonged to you. A lot of life had to happen for us to locate each other on this vast earth, but you came along right in time- during some of the loneliest and most confusing moments, you have been my reason to strap on a smile and meet the world (or to burrow in bed- I remain convinced you have totally understood the entire arc of Bachelor in Paradise.) We are both an acquired taste, but our imperfections fit together as snugly as the two of us on a long car ride. When you itch, I itch. When you snore, I snore. Happy 5th birthday (or is it 5000th) to the lumpiest troll in the history of lumpy trolls. @attawalpa and I love you so much it aches and we will always put ointment on the tips of your ears. Thank you to @apurposefulrescue for giving me the only cuddles that matter from my truest friend. It’s a cliche for a reason: a rescue rescues you! I got lost so you could find me. Love infinity, Mumma