Halloween is 82 days away people! Get to stretchin!!!
When your friends want to use your van as a photo booth for a 1970’s party- just let them.🪩#allgussiedup
Was I 💯 convinced that this Hawk was a human man trapped in a bird body and needed me to break his bird curse with a smooch. Yes. Can you see the palpable sexual tension betwixt the two of us in these photos- UHHH, YES. Thank you @hawkonhand for introducing us, and for such an educational, delightful time! (Legitimately if you’re in the LA area this was such an INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE!!! Do it!!!) Ps. The owls name is Archie 🥹🦉!!!
Was I 💯 convinced that this Hawk was a human man trapped in a bird body and needed me to break his bird curse with a smooch. Yes. Can you see the palpable sexual tension betwixt the two of us in these photos- UHHH, YES. Thank you @hawkonhand for introducing us, and for such an educational, delightful time! (Legitimately if you’re in the LA area this was such an INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE!!! Do it!!!) Ps. The owls name is Archie 🥹🦉!!!
Was I 💯 convinced that this Hawk was a human man trapped in a bird body and needed me to break his bird curse with a smooch. Yes. Can you see the palpable sexual tension betwixt the two of us in these photos- UHHH, YES. Thank you @hawkonhand for introducing us, and for such an educational, delightful time! (Legitimately if you’re in the LA area this was such an INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE!!! Do it!!!) Ps. The owls name is Archie 🥹🦉!!!
Was I 💯 convinced that this Hawk was a human man trapped in a bird body and needed me to break his bird curse with a smooch. Yes. Can you see the palpable sexual tension betwixt the two of us in these photos- UHHH, YES. Thank you @hawkonhand for introducing us, and for such an educational, delightful time! (Legitimately if you’re in the LA area this was such an INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE!!! Do it!!!) Ps. The owls name is Archie 🥹🦉!!!
Was I 💯 convinced that this Hawk was a human man trapped in a bird body and needed me to break his bird curse with a smooch. Yes. Can you see the palpable sexual tension betwixt the two of us in these photos- UHHH, YES. Thank you @hawkonhand for introducing us, and for such an educational, delightful time! (Legitimately if you’re in the LA area this was such an INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE!!! Do it!!!) Ps. The owls name is Archie 🥹🦉!!!
Facts.
Perfection.
Solid Saturday night plans.
Hi, I’m still thinking about this dog I met in Chicago. Her name was Polly. In a different life we fought crime together. I miss her every single day.
Beer and cheese forever please!!!!! 💛🍻✨🧀💛
Ya’ll have been asking and asking!! So I have a decent lil’ chunk of necklaces that I’ll be posting in my stories tomorrow around 1pm PST!! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!! They always sell fast, I always feel bad people don’t get one, so now you know! (Ps. I love you) 💕💕
One of us is having a great time!!!
One week til’ my tush is back in this river!
Mechanics > Doctors
Days later, I’m still happy about making this.
THOMONES GETTIN READY FOR FALL…
WHO IS SHE?!? #happybirthdaymerica
Mondayz AMIRIGHT?
My view with my morning coffee. Was ready to live there forever. #yosemite #camping #idleaveitall
Happy Monday everyone!!
Like, adorable right? #cheeseappreciation
Sea Doo Delman is here and we’re not sure how to feel about it.