His fur feels like silk. Better than silk. It makes silk feel like some type of fucking burlap or something. You ever try wearing burlap pajamas? They are not comfortable. The chafing will make you lose your shit. Only a fucking dope would wear burlap to bed.
Anyway, Boris’ fur feels better than silk.
I opened a box from @therealmurr and @melyssanicolemurray and found these.
They made me custom sneakers adorned with pictures of my cats. Like with everything Benjamin Cat related I started weeping immediately.
I don’t normally post stuff like this, but I was so touched that I wanted to share it.
Good eggs over there on Murr Farms. Love you guys.
As a writing partner, Boris leaves a lot to be desired. He attacks my hands and the keyboard and is generally distracting.
As a video game co-player he’s aces. Sits there looking cute until I take a petting break.
Things are working out over here. Hope all is well on your end.
Took part in a Scissor Party this past week. @bowens_official brought @salvulcano and I into the ring and I couldn’t be more grateful. We had such fun with these absolute legends. Thanks to @aew for sending these pictures over.
Took part in a Scissor Party this past week. @bowens_official brought @salvulcano and I into the ring and I couldn’t be more grateful. We had such fun with these absolute legends. Thanks to @aew for sending these pictures over.
Took part in a Scissor Party this past week. @bowens_official brought @salvulcano and I into the ring and I couldn’t be more grateful. We had such fun with these absolute legends. Thanks to @aew for sending these pictures over.
Took part in a Scissor Party this past week. @bowens_official brought @salvulcano and I into the ring and I couldn’t be more grateful. We had such fun with these absolute legends. Thanks to @aew for sending these pictures over.
Took part in a Scissor Party this past week. @bowens_official brought @salvulcano and I into the ring and I couldn’t be more grateful. We had such fun with these absolute legends. Thanks to @aew for sending these pictures over.
Took part in a Scissor Party this past week. @bowens_official brought @salvulcano and I into the ring and I couldn’t be more grateful. We had such fun with these absolute legends. Thanks to @aew for sending these pictures over.
The holidaze is kicking off in my parent’s retirement community!!!
He berated me in an angry fashion.
(Matt Berry from Toast Of London. One of the best tv shows ever made. )
Boris thought the camera lens was a treat.
Brooklyn Cat looking like a supermodel.
Fine fellowship at the movies with these fine fellows.
The writers room for Impractical Jokers got together in their down time to write a book and you can buy it now!
It’s called “The Best Fantasy Football Punishment Playbook” and it’s chock filled with ways to torture your friends, written by true experts in the field. Not just for fantasy football, it also gives you ideas on how to abuse your pals when they lose bets.
I’m stealing some of these for when we start shooting again. It’s funny and well written. Very proud of them.
Also, I wrote the foreword. So you get a bit of BQ in your life as well. Check it out!
@jameskilmoon @mister_nickg @si_badboy @caseyjost @jls5316 @johnszeluga
Every time @mrdavehill puts out a book, it’s an immediate read for me. I was supposed to be at his book launch party tonight where I could finally corner the man and tell him how much I love him, but @joederosacomedy messed up the whole plan with his normal nonsense. As I result, I’m spending the night reading The Awesome Game with my pet gremlin.
Congrats on the new book, Dave.
Meet @joe_gatto for a good cause!
I haven’t seen him in two weeks so I might be bidding against you.
Only 94 days until the cruise 👀 Grab your tickets before it’s too late ! https://www.getshipfacedcruise.com
