Jay Hernandez

Jay Hernandez Instagram – After sending Carlucci, my man servant to shore for yet another case of vintage champagne, tanning oil and Delia’s pomeranian, I recounted a riotously comedic story to a small crowd who had gathered starboard to absorb my obvious brilliance. Speaking far too loudly as the wealthy often do, I concluded my tale in a flourish that delighted onlookers to such an extent that many, if not all began hurling their nude bodies into the water with rapturous glee. I happened a glance at Bernard who was pestering an errant sea turtle. Convinced that if he could get it to don his captains hat, the sea creature selfie would tally endless likes on social media. He was unfortunately right. Pangs of jealousy coursed through me and it was then I knew I would soon take a sea creature selfie which I would obviously post before he. As sun set, the saturated colors gave way to a type of malaise only the rich can taste and the poor can dream of. The only real tragic element of the day was not my poor judgement, nor indulging in the meaningless, it was seeing the horrid form of a wet Pomeranian reveal itself as Carlucci boarded the yacht. #happy #valentines #day | Posted on 15/Feb/2020 00:53:31