“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” 🌱 Or: when a spot at @hobbit.shire opens up just in time for your 4th wedding anniversary, and you know what you have to do.
“You’re the brother I never had. I’m the brother you never had. I would do anything for you, Dickie.” (Keeping up the time-honored Halloween tradition of dressing as Gays with Murderous Intent)
“You’re the brother I never had. I’m the brother you never had. I would do anything for you, Dickie.” (Keeping up the time-honored Halloween tradition of dressing as Gays with Murderous Intent)
“You’re the brother I never had. I’m the brother you never had. I would do anything for you, Dickie.” (Keeping up the time-honored Halloween tradition of dressing as Gays with Murderous Intent)
We found some unattended photo ops at NYCC and then we found some friends
We found some unattended photo ops at NYCC and then we found some friends
We found some unattended photo ops at NYCC and then we found some friends
We found some unattended photo ops at NYCC and then we found some friends
We found some unattended photo ops at NYCC and then we found some friends
Friends for life ❤️ we’ve come a long way from the 2007 Target sunglasses aisle
Friends for life ❤️ we’ve come a long way from the 2007 Target sunglasses aisle
A little roundup of photos I never posted from a whirlwind year
A little roundup of photos I never posted from a whirlwind year
A little roundup of photos I never posted from a whirlwind year
A little roundup of photos I never posted from a whirlwind year
Psyched/honored/flabbergasted to be among the #Out100 for 2023, like whoa!
Sometimes you, a genius, pitch a The Terror-themed Halloween party to your wife even though most of your friends haven’t seen it and so she, an even bigger genius, suggests incorporating The Thing to make it an arctic horror-themed party and then she gets WAY too into making the most fucked-up punch bowl you’ve ever seen in your life
Sometimes you, a genius, pitch a The Terror-themed Halloween party to your wife even though most of your friends haven’t seen it and so she, an even bigger genius, suggests incorporating The Thing to make it an arctic horror-themed party and then she gets WAY too into making the most fucked-up punch bowl you’ve ever seen in your life
Sometimes you, a genius, pitch a The Terror-themed Halloween party to your wife even though most of your friends haven’t seen it and so she, an even bigger genius, suggests incorporating The Thing to make it an arctic horror-themed party and then she gets WAY too into making the most fucked-up punch bowl you’ve ever seen in your life
Sometimes you, a genius, pitch a The Terror-themed Halloween party to your wife even though most of your friends haven’t seen it and so she, an even bigger genius, suggests incorporating The Thing to make it an arctic horror-themed party and then she gets WAY too into making the most fucked-up punch bowl you’ve ever seen in your life
Sometimes you, a genius, pitch a The Terror-themed Halloween party to your wife even though most of your friends haven’t seen it and so she, an even bigger genius, suggests incorporating The Thing to make it an arctic horror-themed party and then she gets WAY too into making the most fucked-up punch bowl you’ve ever seen in your life
