Home Actor Robbie Williams HD Instagram Photos and Wallpapers November 2023 Robbie Williams Instagram - ‘’Sir, would you like some hypervigilance with your Edemame?’’ I play a fun game at restaurants that only I know im playing. I survey the tables on the way in. I clock who clocks me and I make a calculated guess *usually with stunning accuracy* who’s gonna try and take a sneaky pic. Sometimes it’s an overwhelming amount and im completely outgunned. But most of the time it’s 3 or 4 … So, I sit down and in the next 5 minutes, people are gonna try and figure out how to take a pic without me catching them in the act. This is when my game is afoot. Normally one will do the ‘’im just taking a photo of my friend’’ thing.Whilst aiming directly over their left-hand shoulder straight into my eye line. At this point, I will drop my tablecloth and spend a while picking it up. I reemerge to normal seating position to see them looking at the shot they have just taken with a quizzical expression on their face. Thinking they were just unlucky they wait for their opportunity to do it again. When they next raise their camera I will bury my head into Ayda’s neck making it look like we’re having an intimate moment. The best shot they will get is the side of a lady’s head and some dude’s shoulder. Once again I return to watch them out of the corner of my eye, Staring at their phone screen and beginning to get really frustrated. Next, I will pretend to cough into both hands, bow my head into said hands and pretend im scratching my scalp. They will then get a pic of some dude and the top of his head. This can go on and on. All the time they don’t know that I know. And they get more and more wound up.I can do this whilst holding a conversation with my friends and they are none the wiser. Of course, sometimes I lose this game and someone will get a perfect shot. But MOST of the time. I win. If there are a lot of people taking shots I can end up being a bit like Neo from The Matrix. Then the game is to avoid the shot AND not make the people im with think im being weird. It’s a great game for someone who doesn’t like going out for food anyway. Restaurants are for grown-ups. Jack Dawkins namaste ❤️🙏

Robbie Williams Instagram – ‘’Sir, would you like some hypervigilance with your Edemame?’’ I play a fun game at restaurants that only I know im playing. I survey the tables on the way in. I clock who clocks me and I make a calculated guess *usually with stunning accuracy* who’s gonna try and take a sneaky pic. Sometimes it’s an overwhelming amount and im completely outgunned. But most of the time it’s 3 or 4 … So, I sit down and in the next 5 minutes, people are gonna try and figure out how to take a pic without me catching them in the act. This is when my game is afoot. Normally one will do the ‘’im just taking a photo of my friend’’ thing.Whilst aiming directly over their left-hand shoulder straight into my eye line. At this point, I will drop my tablecloth and spend a while picking it up. I reemerge to normal seating position to see them looking at the shot they have just taken with a quizzical expression on their face. Thinking they were just unlucky they wait for their opportunity to do it again. When they next raise their camera I will bury my head into Ayda’s neck making it look like we’re having an intimate moment. The best shot they will get is the side of a lady’s head and some dude’s shoulder. Once again I return to watch them out of the corner of my eye, Staring at their phone screen and beginning to get really frustrated. Next, I will pretend to cough into both hands, bow my head into said hands and pretend im scratching my scalp. They will then get a pic of some dude and the top of his head. This can go on and on. All the time they don’t know that I know. And they get more and more wound up.I can do this whilst holding a conversation with my friends and they are none the wiser. Of course, sometimes I lose this game and someone will get a perfect shot. But MOST of the time. I win. If there are a lot of people taking shots I can end up being a bit like Neo from The Matrix. Then the game is to avoid the shot AND not make the people im with think im being weird. It’s a great game for someone who doesn’t like going out for food anyway. Restaurants are for grown-ups. Jack Dawkins namaste ❤️🙏

Robbie Williams Instagram - ‘’Sir, would you like some hypervigilance with your Edemame?’’ I play a fun game at restaurants that only I know im playing. I survey the tables on the way in. I clock who clocks me and I make a calculated guess *usually with stunning accuracy* who’s gonna try and take a sneaky pic. Sometimes it’s an overwhelming amount and im completely outgunned. But most of the time it’s 3 or 4 … So, I sit down and in the next 5 minutes, people are gonna try and figure out how to take a pic without me catching them in the act. This is when my game is afoot. Normally one will do the ‘’im just taking a photo of my friend’’ thing.Whilst aiming directly over their left-hand shoulder straight into my eye line. At this point, I will drop my tablecloth and spend a while picking it up. I reemerge to normal seating position to see them looking at the shot they have just taken with a quizzical expression on their face. Thinking they were just unlucky they wait for their opportunity to do it again. When they next raise their camera I will bury my head into Ayda’s neck making it look like we’re having an intimate moment. The best shot they will get is the side of a lady’s head and some dude’s shoulder. Once again I return to watch them out of the corner of my eye, Staring at their phone screen and beginning to get really frustrated. Next, I will pretend to cough into both hands, bow my head into said hands and pretend im scratching my scalp. They will then get a pic of some dude and the top of his head. This can go on and on. All the time they don’t know that I know. And they get more and more wound up.I can do this whilst holding a conversation with my friends and they are none the wiser. Of course, sometimes I lose this game and someone will get a perfect shot. But MOST of the time. I win. If there are a lot of people taking shots I can end up being a bit like Neo from The Matrix. Then the game is to avoid the shot AND not make the people im with think im being weird. It’s a great game for someone who doesn’t like going out for food anyway. Restaurants are for grown-ups. Jack Dawkins namaste ❤️🙏

Robbie Williams Instagram – ‘’Sir, would you like some hypervigilance with your Edemame?’’

I play a fun game at restaurants that only I know im playing. I survey the tables on the way in. I clock who clocks me and I make
a calculated guess *usually with stunning accuracy* who’s gonna try and take a sneaky pic. Sometimes it’s an overwhelming
amount and im completely outgunned. But most of the time it’s 3 or 4 …

So, I sit down and in the next 5 minutes, people are gonna try and figure out how to take a pic without me catching them in the act. This is when my game is afoot.

Normally one will do the ‘’im just taking a photo of my friend’’ thing.Whilst aiming directly over their left-hand shoulder straight into my eye line. At this point, I will drop my tablecloth and spend a while picking it up. I reemerge to normal seating position to see them looking at the shot they have just taken with a quizzical expression on their face. Thinking they were just unlucky they wait for their opportunity to do it again. When they next raise their camera I will bury my head into Ayda’s neck making it look like we’re having an intimate moment. The best shot they will get is the side of a lady’s head and some dude’s shoulder. Once again I return to watch them out of the corner of my eye, Staring at their phone screen and beginning to get really frustrated. Next, I will pretend to cough into both hands, bow my head into said hands and pretend im scratching my scalp. They will then get a pic of some dude and the top of his head. This can go on and on. All the time they don’t know that I know. And they get more and more wound up.I can do this whilst holding a conversation with my friends and they are none the wiser. Of course, sometimes I lose this game and someone will get a perfect shot. But MOST of the time. I win.

If there are a lot of people taking shots I can end up being a bit like Neo from The Matrix. Then the game is to avoid the shot AND not make the people im with think im being weird. It’s a great game for someone who doesn’t like going out for food anyway. Restaurants are for grown-ups.

Jack Dawkins

namaste ❤️🙏 | Posted on 06/Nov/2023 14:49:23

Robbie Williams Instagram – Im on a plane again. Just left my family. They were ALL crying this time. Well, Not Charlie. He hugs but doesn’t cry. Even Beau the 4 year old joined in. There was a call from his nursery today.’’Is something going on at your house because Beau has been upset? Something about his Dad leaving?’’ Fortunately, the reason is less like a country song and more like, well, Exactly like his popstar dad is off to do that thing he does for a while. It’s the first time he’s joined in with the girls and their tears. It feels good to be needed. It feels good to mean that much to them. It feels good to be loved. Alas I do know that pretty soon when the teenage years happen they’ll probably cry at the thought of me coming back. But for now, im pretty epic in their eyes and that feels fully epic in my soul. Mummy has really struggled this time. She always does when I leave but her whole day and the thoughts in it were centred around me not being there for longer than she would like. And this caused a great sadness. Ayda was sad last week too. She would say ‘’Boozy, I can’t believe you’re going to go away soon’’ I look over and her face is full of vulnerability and on the verge of tears. I would say ‘’We have to deal with the right now. And right now it’s 9.50 pm, it’s Thursday and im sat in this car with you’’ This helps her in the moment, It doesn’t extinguish all the fearful thoughts she may have. But I can see her try to pull herself together and be a ‘’Big girl’’ Me? Well, Im on a mission. I leave to provide. I leave, to provide, so there’s something to come back to. And that ‘’something’’ on all fronts has a magic way bigger than my tiny mind can process. Im a very lucky man.Possibly the luckiest. With Gratitude To my family And to those about to come and see me perform Robert ❤️🙏
Robbie Williams Instagram – Put this in the file of ‘’Niche complications’’. Like I wrote the other day, being out in public I try to make myself as small as possible. Stealth like a ninja. A ninja that needs you to not see him but if you do  then I’m a ninja that hopes you like how im dressed. This extends to restaurants. A bar or a restaurant though with a piano player in them, is for me complicated. Because I know what’s coming next.  Angels, feel or She’s the one. I totally understand that they are honouring me. Well, I hope they are. But what it actually does is put the equivalent of a neon light over my head with an arrow saying ‘’DRUM ROLL.. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN THE RESTAURANT TONIGHT MR…ROBBIE.. ‘ANGELS’.. WILLIAMS. AND IF YOU WOULD ALL LIKE TO STARE AT HIM. NOW’S YOUR CHANCE’’I literally have a mini panic attack.  Of course, out of everyone at my table im the first one to recognise the first few chords of these songs. It’s usually followed by quizzical looks from my friends as I freeze in fear and say ‘’Oh no oh no oh no’’ under my breath. My wife will be the second person to clue into what’s happening and then immediately will start giggling. As she watches me and my struggle with the ground and its refusal to swallow me up. She then will rub my hand and say ‘’Its ok baby’’ As she continues to giggle. In all fairness it is funny. Then I have to overcome my anxiety and at some point through the rendition look over and nod at the piano player. To let them know I appreciate their gesture. This is such a strange sensation because I really want to go.’’Please don’t.I beg you’’ It’d be a bit like  Damien Hirst sitting at a table and someone bringing a painting over of some dots that they’d just nocked up. Or If David Beckham was in and a waiter decided to recreate his free-kick against Greece. I know you’ll write in the comment section. They’re just trying to be nice. And believe me, I know they are. Bless em. But my anxiety seldom recovers from that moment on. My Ego just checked in with me and said ‘’Come on Rob, If they did an album track you’d fucking love it ‘’. And I think it’s right. Just not ‘’Me and my monkey’’It’s too long. Williams Joel Namaste ❤️🙏

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