Sal Vulcano Instagram – 25 years ago when this young man was born, neither he nor I could anticipate that decades later I would have a photo realistic tattoo of his 15 year old self on my left thigh. And we especially couldn’t anticipate him *posing hours* for the second tattoo, at age 20, on my right thigh. I now live with @c.syresmith immortalized on all of the thighs I have. A fine consolation was that Jaden is an extremely kind, cool individual who was generous with his time and even kept in touch. I now plan to tattoo his likeness every five years as we both age like fine wine. He is 25 now and so I am due. Inner thigh? Outer arm? His face over my face? I’m not sure. ONE THING I AM SURE OF – IF YOU COME SEE ME ON TOUR – YOU WILL SEE MY THIGHS AND YOU WILL MEET MY JADEN’S. There are only **EIGHT SHOWS LEFT** of this tour, ALL THIS MONTH, before I film my debut Stand Up Comedy special at the Vic Theater in Chicago on Dec 1 & 2nd. After that, all this material is retired and my Jaden’s will be hibernating for the winter. If you’ve read this far, you are who I am talking to. How do you still not have a ticket to my tour or special if you are this invested in me and my thighs? It seems ludicrous. CORRECT IT: Cedar Rapids 11/11 Springfield, IL 11/12 Duluth 11/16 Appleton 11/17 Rochester, MN 11/18 Davenport 11/19 Elkhart, IN 11/29 Wilkes-Barre 12/16 CHICAGO 12/1 & 12/2 – Special Taping – If you’re at the special taping you’re automatically entered to win a trip to the set of Impractical Jokers. You and a Plus one. Hotel and airfare. Pulling one random ticket from the four Chicago shows as a thank you to you all. God bless ✌️ LINK IN BIO. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, @chrisjerichofozzy!