What’s the difference between me and Elvira ?? 8 inches ….. could be fatter … Photo: Mathu Andersen junkie: me
Happy birthday @official_lady_bunny ! This photo was taken the first time I met you in 2007. I purchased your film Wigstock from a 99cent bin from a gas station in Newton Iowa in 1996.. it changed my life.. you are the most important drag artist alive.. or dead.. I love you.. I LOVE YOU.
Even smiling makes my face ache
Too hot for wigs.
As I approach 42 I know 4 things for sure.. I can’t believe I made it this long.. I’m proud of what I’ve accomplished. I still fucking GOT IT! And I want you to order a Cameo for my birthday! 😉
Thank you all for the birthday love.. 42 is such a phonetically ugly number that I’ve decided to Cher a picture of me with @mythrillkillkult from 2003 in a Janet Jackson tee.. two things I love more then being an even number ..
Post gig Pre Death Paint.. graveyard shift for life.
There’s no basement in the Alamo, but there is a party in Brooklyn, worshipping my idol, the late PEE WEE HERMAN !!! Come dressed in yer best play house costume and win the word of the day… PRIZES!!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!! Get your tickets now! Spearmint or fruit? The fruits please !!
My cat is SO typical.. living vicariously through a reality show. Transfixed on the drama. Thinking little of the birds as he spews his ‘quick to pounce’ opinions. Justifying his own butt hair turds by collectively shaming the chicken who showed her tail feathers most. Not considering that one’s paws shouldn’t cast stones as glass beveled flat screens. Well, he’s not on TV. But his yowl does effect the fowl .
Just what I needed .. when I needed it ..
I like sex with death! Come rock and roll with me this Halloween NYC.. the difference between me and Elvira is 8 inches! LETS ALL DIE!!
No better way to kick off the Halloween season then with me, the undisputed QUEEN of HALLOWEEN.. well, once Elvira dies.. you wanna know the the difference between me and Elvira?! 8 and a half inches !!!.. I’ve conjured up the best of the best of Pittsburgh legends for a ‘one night only’ drag and dance yinzer bloodbath! Featuring the disgusting Akasha L Van-Cartier Margaret Halo Confetti Gunn Kat De Lac Shari Turner Alora Chateaux .. produced by Zak Biggins .. P Town Bar.. get a mop.. or just turn Micheal Mayberry upside down! What’s the difference!? Lets show up for Black n yellow’s black and orange for a party you’ll probably not remember.. if I did my job right . and OH MY GOTH!, dance til you die .. ! Happy Halloween Pittsburgh !
We don’t believe in god, but we believe in Peewee Herman. Dust off your red bow ties, break out your white platforms, and get ready to worship the late Peewee Herman. Costume contest for best playhouse character. Come win some prizes! Tickets available via link below 1000peewees.eventbrite.com
A day to celebrate indeed ! Have a tab, for your diet!
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT for NIGHT OF 1000 PEE-WEES! a rare chance to show off your favorite PEE-WEE universe lewk while seeing me perform a ton of most SPOOKIEST songs of the last decade! SEE YOU THERE!!!
In my hearse now headed to NYC … Tix selling fast !!
