It’s days like today that I’m grateful to be pretend-married to @ralph_macchio
Mostly because I use his name to get free @ny_islanders swag.
But also for the Emmy Noms.
@jonhurwitz @healdrules & @haydenschlossberg101 if it didn’t border on polygamy and making my husband super uncomfortable, I’d be honored to be pretend-married to you too.
I think I speak for all of us when I say, Thank you for creating @cobrakaiseries ❤️
And now, my impression of a sexy banana🍌
@boysintheboatmovie in theaters Christmas Day 🛶 🎄
Sexy banana available for your next bat mitzvah or nursing home sing-a-long
And now, my impression of a sexy banana🍌
@boysintheboatmovie in theaters Christmas Day 🛶 🎄
Sexy banana available for your next bat mitzvah or nursing home sing-a-long
And now, my impression of a sexy banana🍌
@boysintheboatmovie in theaters Christmas Day 🛶 🎄
Sexy banana available for your next bat mitzvah or nursing home sing-a-long
And now, my impression of a sexy banana🍌
@boysintheboatmovie in theaters Christmas Day 🛶 🎄
Sexy banana available for your next bat mitzvah or nursing home sing-a-long
The mission: Disney’s Belle
But you know. With aggressive cleavage.
The Team
@pircillapae makeup goddess and glass skin aficionado
@solowco & @marasolow show stopping jewel masters and super hot people 💎
@kimvasilakis long time bff and ribbon tying enthusiast
@rosskohn worlds most patient husband and sexy beast ❤️
And of course @michaelduenas hair Demi-god and photographer extraordinaire
The mission: Disney’s Belle
But you know. With aggressive cleavage.
The Team
@pircillapae makeup goddess and glass skin aficionado
@solowco & @marasolow show stopping jewel masters and super hot people 💎
@kimvasilakis long time bff and ribbon tying enthusiast
@rosskohn worlds most patient husband and sexy beast ❤️
And of course @michaelduenas hair Demi-god and photographer extraordinaire
The mission: Disney’s Belle
But you know. With aggressive cleavage.
The Team
@pircillapae makeup goddess and glass skin aficionado
@solowco & @marasolow show stopping jewel masters and super hot people 💎
@kimvasilakis long time bff and ribbon tying enthusiast
@rosskohn worlds most patient husband and sexy beast ❤️
And of course @michaelduenas hair Demi-god and photographer extraordinaire
The mission: Disney’s Belle
But you know. With aggressive cleavage.
The Team
@pircillapae makeup goddess and glass skin aficionado
@solowco & @marasolow show stopping jewel masters and super hot people 💎
@kimvasilakis long time bff and ribbon tying enthusiast
@rosskohn worlds most patient husband and sexy beast ❤️
And of course @michaelduenas hair Demi-god and photographer extraordinaire
The mission: Disney’s Belle
But you know. With aggressive cleavage.
The Team
@pircillapae makeup goddess and glass skin aficionado
@solowco & @marasolow show stopping jewel masters and super hot people 💎
@kimvasilakis long time bff and ribbon tying enthusiast
@rosskohn worlds most patient husband and sexy beast ❤️
And of course @michaelduenas hair Demi-god and photographer extraordinaire
The mission: Disney’s Belle
But you know. With aggressive cleavage.
The Team
@pircillapae makeup goddess and glass skin aficionado
@solowco & @marasolow show stopping jewel masters and super hot people 💎
@kimvasilakis long time bff and ribbon tying enthusiast
@rosskohn worlds most patient husband and sexy beast ❤️
And of course @michaelduenas hair Demi-god and photographer extraordinaire
The mission: Disney’s Belle
But you know. With aggressive cleavage.
The Team
@pircillapae makeup goddess and glass skin aficionado
@solowco & @marasolow show stopping jewel masters and super hot people 💎
@kimvasilakis long time bff and ribbon tying enthusiast
@rosskohn worlds most patient husband and sexy beast ❤️
And of course @michaelduenas hair Demi-god and photographer extraordinaire
The mission: Disney’s Belle
But you know. With aggressive cleavage.
The Team
@pircillapae makeup goddess and glass skin aficionado
@solowco & @marasolow show stopping jewel masters and super hot people 💎
@kimvasilakis long time bff and ribbon tying enthusiast
@rosskohn worlds most patient husband and sexy beast ❤️
And of course @michaelduenas hair Demi-god and photographer extraordinaire
They say when you’re nervous to speak in front of a crowd you should picture everyone in their underwear.
But I don’t have pictures of any of you in your underwear, do I.
(Well, except from you “Todd from Cincinnati” )
So here are pictures of me in my @fleurdumalnyc underwear for tonight’s preview of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
It’s not making me less nervous but I’m sure it’s making my mother super proud.
They say when you’re nervous to speak in front of a crowd you should picture everyone in their underwear.
But I don’t have pictures of any of you in your underwear, do I.
(Well, except from you “Todd from Cincinnati” )
So here are pictures of me in my @fleurdumalnyc underwear for tonight’s preview of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
It’s not making me less nervous but I’m sure it’s making my mother super proud.
They say when you’re nervous to speak in front of a crowd you should picture everyone in their underwear.
But I don’t have pictures of any of you in your underwear, do I.
(Well, except from you “Todd from Cincinnati” )
So here are pictures of me in my @fleurdumalnyc underwear for tonight’s preview of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
It’s not making me less nervous but I’m sure it’s making my mother super proud.
Lessons I’ve learned this week…
1) You never turn down the opportunity to play Maggie the Cat in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
2) Having cats doesn’t actually prepare you for having to play Maggie the Cat in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Even if you’re like, really good at cleaning their litter box and snuggling them and stuff.
Like, almost none of that is useable for this part.
But I’m pretty sure this @fleurdumalnyc slip helps.
Meow.
My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing.
The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at @tribeca and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight. There. I said it.
Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.
My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing.
The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at @tribeca and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight. There. I said it.
Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.
My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing.
The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at @tribeca and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight. There. I said it.
Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.
No, I don’t have a caption for this picture.
But I do have a movie I wrote on @hulu now.
And a case of @heineken
So.
📸 @ashleybarrettphotography
💄 @pircillapae
👗 @jessica_margolis @johannaortizofficial
💇🏻♀️ @michaelduenas
When Mother’s Day meets Mary Mouser Day I get to post this picture even tho I have no idea where we took it or why we’re so good at synchronized elbow posing or how it’s possible that even though we are almost 20 years apart we basically look like 15 year old twins.
Might be my choice in filters.
The point is HAPPY BIRTHDAY @missmarymmouser the sweetest, badass, fake daughter I know. 🥳
Sometimes I like to start my week by shuffling around Whole Foods with @cobrakaiseries gear, trying to incite violent, produce aisle karate battles. Or conversation. Honestly either way I consider it time well spent.
Then of course, get in my car and take a dead serious selfie about it.
🥬🌶🍉🍍🥦
Just a couple of karate groupies on the worlds earliest date night. ❤️ 🐍
*also, the amount of time and energy I put into accessorizing myself to woo @veryvness is genuinely embarrassing
