Phoebe Robinson Instagram – #ThotNaysh, at 38, I’ve entered my “I sit for 5/8ths of a concert while wearing sensible shoes” era. I saw Peter Gabriel this wk & being around all those rich whites in golf shorts made me feel like, I, too, have a second home. Unfortch, I don’t. But I do have a horny heart & parched mouth thanks to this wk’s honoree. He’s the kind of 🍆 that songs are written about & the kind of 🍌 that blows backs out. I’m talking about actor & our fav Canuck we wanna fu- #RyanGosling.
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Truth be told (Whose truth? Mine? Sojourner’s?), in the book of Goldic*cks, Ryan Thomas Gosling, who at 6 ft, 42 years of age, & a net worth of $70M, is the hot sauseege that’s juuuust right. #HALP. But for real! He’s tall enough for me to put on some Hokas & climb him like a Sycamore tree, old enough to know the pros & cons of beta carotene, but not too old that he says “It’s not the heat, but the humidity that gets ya” with the sincerity of an Amanda Gorman poem; and rich enough to have a lifetime subscriptch to “Generational Wealth” magazine. #EverydayisCrabLegDayIfYouDateTheRightPeen. Plus, he’s hot! His jacked body should be treated like a shrine – #BothRosaryAndAnalBeadsAreWelcome #HalpPartDeux – and he has a face card that doesn’t decline & a D we all wanna mainline! But it’s not just about lewks!
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He went from child star to grown up star cuz he has range: “Barbie,” “La La Land,” “The Notebook” & more. Not only can he pick a role, he can pick a life partner. He’s been with actress Eva Mendes since 2011 and said that once he met Eva, he realized he didn’t want to have kids without her & now they have two. What a mensch!
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He supports PETA, Invisible Children, & the Enough Project, & seems like non-messy dude. He’s also good at business: he owns a restaurant in LA & has a band called Dead Man’s Bones. AND WE ARE ALL MATURE ENOUGH TO NOT MAKE A NECROPHILIA JOKE RIGHT NOW. 😏
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Congrats, Ryan, for being the gahtdamn best. If you ever wanna write your feels down, you can open my heaux-book & scribble away. Welcome to the #ThirstyThursday Hall of Fame! #RyanGosling
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P.S. Y’all, my #MessyAF stand-up tour kicks off TODAY in San Fran! Click da link in da bio to see me. It’s gonna be fun & ig! | Posted on 21/Sep/2023 23:50:52
Home Actress Phoebe Robinson HD Instagram Photos and Wallpapers December 2023 Phoebe Robinson Instagram - #ThotNaysh, at 38, I’ve entered my “I sit for 5/8ths of a concert while wearing sensible shoes” era. I saw Peter Gabriel this wk & being around all those rich whites in golf shorts made me feel like, I, too, have a second home. Unfortch, I don’t. But I do have a horny heart & parched mouth thanks to this wk’s honoree. He’s the kind of 🍆 that songs are written about & the kind of 🍌 that blows backs out. I’m talking about actor & our fav Canuck we wanna fu- #RyanGosling.
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Truth be told (Whose truth? Mine? Sojourner’s?), in the book of Goldic*cks, Ryan Thomas Gosling, who at 6 ft, 42 years of age, & a net worth of $70M, is the hot sauseege that’s juuuust right. #HALP. But for real! He’s tall enough for me to put on some Hokas & climb him like a Sycamore tree, old enough to know the pros & cons of beta carotene, but not too old that he says “It’s not the heat, but the humidity that gets ya” with the sincerity of an Amanda Gorman poem; and rich enough to have a lifetime subscriptch to “Generational Wealth” magazine. #EverydayisCrabLegDayIfYouDateTheRightPeen. Plus, he’s hot! His jacked body should be treated like a shrine - #BothRosaryAndAnalBeadsAreWelcome #HalpPartDeux - and he has a face card that doesn’t decline & a D we all wanna mainline! But it’s not just about lewks!
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He went from child star to grown up star cuz he has range: “Barbie,” “La La Land,” “The Notebook” & more. Not only can he pick a role, he can pick a life partner. He’s been with actress Eva Mendes since 2011 and said that once he met Eva, he realized he didn’t want to have kids without her & now they have two. What a mensch!
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He supports PETA, Invisible Children, & the Enough Project, & seems like non-messy dude. He’s also good at business: he owns a restaurant in LA & has a band called Dead Man’s Bones. AND WE ARE ALL MATURE ENOUGH TO NOT MAKE A NECROPHILIA JOKE RIGHT NOW. 😏
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Congrats, Ryan, for being the gahtdamn best. If you ever wanna write your feels down, you can open my heaux-book & scribble away. Welcome to the #ThirstyThursday Hall of Fame! #RyanGosling
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P.S. Y’all, my #MessyAF stand-up tour kicks off TODAY in San Fran! Click da link in da bio to see me. It’s gonna be fun & ig!
Phoebe Robinson Instagram – #ThotNaysh, at 38, I’ve entered my “I sit for 5/8ths of a concert while wearing sensible shoes” era. I saw Peter Gabriel this wk & being around all those rich whites in golf shorts made me feel like, I, too, have a second home. Unfortch, I don’t. But I do have a horny heart & parched mouth thanks to this wk’s honoree. He’s the kind of 🍆 that songs are written about & the kind of 🍌 that blows backs out. I’m talking about actor & our fav Canuck we wanna fu- #RyanGosling. ⠀ Truth be told (Whose truth? Mine? Sojourner’s?), in the book of Goldic*cks, Ryan Thomas Gosling, who at 6 ft, 42 years of age, & a net worth of $70M, is the hot sauseege that’s juuuust right. #HALP. But for real! He’s tall enough for me to put on some Hokas & climb him like a Sycamore tree, old enough to know the pros & cons of beta carotene, but not too old that he says “It’s not the heat, but the humidity that gets ya” with the sincerity of an Amanda Gorman poem; and rich enough to have a lifetime subscriptch to “Generational Wealth” magazine. #EverydayisCrabLegDayIfYouDateTheRightPeen. Plus, he’s hot! His jacked body should be treated like a shrine – #BothRosaryAndAnalBeadsAreWelcome #HalpPartDeux – and he has a face card that doesn’t decline & a D we all wanna mainline! But it’s not just about lewks! ⠀ He went from child star to grown up star cuz he has range: “Barbie,” “La La Land,” “The Notebook” & more. Not only can he pick a role, he can pick a life partner. He’s been with actress Eva Mendes since 2011 and said that once he met Eva, he realized he didn’t want to have kids without her & now they have two. What a mensch! ⠀ He supports PETA, Invisible Children, & the Enough Project, & seems like non-messy dude. He’s also good at business: he owns a restaurant in LA & has a band called Dead Man’s Bones. AND WE ARE ALL MATURE ENOUGH TO NOT MAKE A NECROPHILIA JOKE RIGHT NOW. 😏 ⠀ Congrats, Ryan, for being the gahtdamn best. If you ever wanna write your feels down, you can open my heaux-book & scribble away. Welcome to the #ThirstyThursday Hall of Fame! #RyanGosling ⠀ P.S. Y’all, my #MessyAF stand-up tour kicks off TODAY in San Fran! Click da link in da bio to see me. It’s gonna be fun & ig!
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