Phoebe Robinson Instagram – #ThotNaysh! Not Leonard Albert Kravitz blessing us on #ThirstyThursday eve (petition to make that an official national holiday so that we can have PTO aka paid time off to rub our PTOs aka peen/poon to obliteration) with a 7 second clip to fap to! #Halp. Do you know how difficult it is to fap to only 7 seconds of material? VERY! I’m spending more time swiping this reel up only to swipe it back down than I am using my fingies aka fingers to Silver Surfer up and down my clit. #HalpCuzMarvelBoutToSueMe. The point is Lenny stay putting us in a thigh chokehold – #IfIDieIDie – with the dreads! The nudity! The vocals! Him being the only man I will accept wearing leather boot cut pants in a bathtub! THIS IS HIGH ART! THIS IS THE RENEWABLE ENERGY SOURCE THAT WILL REVERSE CLIMATE CHANGE! THIS IS VIDEO I WILL PLAY AT MY FUTURE WEDDING TO ANOTHER MAN. IDC. IDC. #HalpTheDisrespect. In closing, Lenny, I volunteer as tribute. You can find me at one my stops on my #MessyAF stand-up this fall. Hit me up! 😘 #LennyKravitz **** Repost: @lennykravitz