This is a “non alcoholic” drink. Apparently they have been serving them on planes for some time but this was the first time I’ve tried one. It was delicious but unfortunately it didn’t make me look as cute or red or bloated as that time I drank two litres of baileys on a flight and for some god unknown reason decided it was selfie time. Anyway, new year new you stuff 🙏
This is a “non alcoholic” drink. Apparently they have been serving them on planes for some time but this was the first time I’ve tried one. It was delicious but unfortunately it didn’t make me look as cute or red or bloated as that time I drank two litres of baileys on a flight and for some god unknown reason decided it was selfie time. Anyway, new year new you stuff 🙏
When the lady finger meets the big banana. See you tonight after @carrietommyshow Coffs!!!
Australian tour on sale now! – ALL netty players welcome. Hit the link in my bio for tickets (if you’re a wing defence maybe get your centre to buy the tickets to avoid mistakes 🙏)
You know when your goals sound so boring and vanilla that you just throw one in at the end to spice things up and make yourself sound a little wild 💃
House prices in Brunswick Heads are reasonable 😳
We had to stay in this position for 2 and a half hours. Jonny’s back is now cooked and he’s bedridden but I think you’ll all agree, it was DEFINITELY worth it!!!!!
Part 2 coming tomorrow. What a fucking cliffhanger….. 😂
Stoked to be back on air with these two for 2024! Catch the @carrietommyshow all around the country on the Hit network from 3-6pm weekdays!
There ain’t enough room in this town for the both of us!…..ok I’ll leave.
Ok so these are all the spots I’m hitting for my new standup tour but I’m getting DM’s saying that I’ve still neglected some places so comment below if you want me to come to your neck of the woods and if there’s enough people I’ll find a theatre and book it in. Tickets for all the above available through the link in my bio. Can’t wait to see you there 🙏
Ok so these are all the spots I’m hitting for my new standup tour but I’m getting DM’s saying that I’ve still neglected some places so comment below if you want me to come to your neck of the woods and if there’s enough people I’ll find a theatre and book it in. Tickets for all the above available through the link in my bio. Can’t wait to see you there 🙏
Ok so these are all the spots I’m hitting for my new standup tour but I’m getting DM’s saying that I’ve still neglected some places so comment below if you want me to come to your neck of the woods and if there’s enough people I’ll find a theatre and book it in. Tickets for all the above available through the link in my bio. Can’t wait to see you there 🙏
Ok so these are all the spots I’m hitting for my new standup tour but I’m getting DM’s saying that I’ve still neglected some places so comment below if you want me to come to your neck of the woods and if there’s enough people I’ll find a theatre and book it in. Tickets for all the above available through the link in my bio. Can’t wait to see you there 🙏
If you hate the sight of my head then have a shit one because these are going up all around the country. My new standup tour kicks off next week in Brunswick Heads (NSW) then goes to Coffs, Port Macquarie, Wyong, Noosa, Caloundra, Adelaide, etc etc etc all of aus. Grab your tickets through the link in my bio. Go on. Do it.
I’m working on a new O face. Which one should I go with? Slide 1, 2 or 3?
I’m working on a new O face. Which one should I go with? Slide 1, 2 or 3?
I’m working on a new O face. Which one should I go with? Slide 1, 2 or 3?
