Trans-girl and her nerdy boyfriend fooled me… 🤷♂️ Be honest would you have known?
Full 10 minute video is on YouTube now 😂
CHARLOTTE we added a 2nd show. Tickets on sale now!
Nashville
Austin
Phoenix show 2 added
#TheLifeTour
Great video @chifftie DAR Constitution Hall
Shiloh Jean Schulz. Welcome to the world my love. ❤️
You’ve got such an amazing journey ahead of you. I can’t wait to see it unfold. One day I’ll tell you the story of everything your mom went through to get you here. What an incredible woman you have look up to. We got lucky 😘. I hope I do a good job as your dad. It will be the one thing I judge my life on before I pass. I know you can’t read any of this yet but I am deliriously happy you’re here. I love you so much. ❤️
PS. Thank you for giving mom these colossal tits. We call them “The Heavies”. They’re really awesome. I’ve noticed you’ve been enjoying them too. We’ve got so much in common already. It’s gonna be great.
Shiloh Jean Schulz. Welcome to the world my love. ❤️
You’ve got such an amazing journey ahead of you. I can’t wait to see it unfold. One day I’ll tell you the story of everything your mom went through to get you here. What an incredible woman you have look up to. We got lucky 😘. I hope I do a good job as your dad. It will be the one thing I judge my life on before I pass. I know you can’t read any of this yet but I am deliriously happy you’re here. I love you so much. ❤️
PS. Thank you for giving mom these colossal tits. We call them “The Heavies”. They’re really awesome. I’ve noticed you’ve been enjoying them too. We’ve got so much in common already. It’s gonna be great.
Shiloh Jean Schulz. Welcome to the world my love. ❤️
You’ve got such an amazing journey ahead of you. I can’t wait to see it unfold. One day I’ll tell you the story of everything your mom went through to get you here. What an incredible woman you have look up to. We got lucky 😘. I hope I do a good job as your dad. It will be the one thing I judge my life on before I pass. I know you can’t read any of this yet but I am deliriously happy you’re here. I love you so much. ❤️
PS. Thank you for giving mom these colossal tits. We call them “The Heavies”. They’re really awesome. I’ve noticed you’ve been enjoying them too. We’ve got so much in common already. It’s gonna be great.
Shiloh Jean Schulz. Welcome to the world my love. ❤️
You’ve got such an amazing journey ahead of you. I can’t wait to see it unfold. One day I’ll tell you the story of everything your mom went through to get you here. What an incredible woman you have look up to. We got lucky 😘. I hope I do a good job as your dad. It will be the one thing I judge my life on before I pass. I know you can’t read any of this yet but I am deliriously happy you’re here. I love you so much. ❤️
PS. Thank you for giving mom these colossal tits. We call them “The Heavies”. They’re really awesome. I’ve noticed you’ve been enjoying them too. We’ve got so much in common already. It’s gonna be great.
Shiloh Jean Schulz. Welcome to the world my love. ❤️
You’ve got such an amazing journey ahead of you. I can’t wait to see it unfold. One day I’ll tell you the story of everything your mom went through to get you here. What an incredible woman you have look up to. We got lucky 😘. I hope I do a good job as your dad. It will be the one thing I judge my life on before I pass. I know you can’t read any of this yet but I am deliriously happy you’re here. I love you so much. ❤️
PS. Thank you for giving mom these colossal tits. We call them “The Heavies”. They’re really awesome. I’ve noticed you’ve been enjoying them too. We’ve got so much in common already. It’s gonna be great.
Shiloh Jean Schulz. Welcome to the world my love. ❤️
You’ve got such an amazing journey ahead of you. I can’t wait to see it unfold. One day I’ll tell you the story of everything your mom went through to get you here. What an incredible woman you have look up to. We got lucky 😘. I hope I do a good job as your dad. It will be the one thing I judge my life on before I pass. I know you can’t read any of this yet but I am deliriously happy you’re here. I love you so much. ❤️
PS. Thank you for giving mom these colossal tits. We call them “The Heavies”. They’re really awesome. I’ve noticed you’ve been enjoying them too. We’ve got so much in common already. It’s gonna be great.
Shiloh Jean Schulz. Welcome to the world my love. ❤️
You’ve got such an amazing journey ahead of you. I can’t wait to see it unfold. One day I’ll tell you the story of everything your mom went through to get you here. What an incredible woman you have look up to. We got lucky 😘. I hope I do a good job as your dad. It will be the one thing I judge my life on before I pass. I know you can’t read any of this yet but I am deliriously happy you’re here. I love you so much. ❤️
PS. Thank you for giving mom these colossal tits. We call them “The Heavies”. They’re really awesome. I’ve noticed you’ve been enjoying them too. We’ve got so much in common already. It’s gonna be great.
Shiloh Jean Schulz. Welcome to the world my love. ❤️
You’ve got such an amazing journey ahead of you. I can’t wait to see it unfold. One day I’ll tell you the story of everything your mom went through to get you here. What an incredible woman you have look up to. We got lucky 😘. I hope I do a good job as your dad. It will be the one thing I judge my life on before I pass. I know you can’t read any of this yet but I am deliriously happy you’re here. I love you so much. ❤️
PS. Thank you for giving mom these colossal tits. We call them “The Heavies”. They’re really awesome. I’ve noticed you’ve been enjoying them too. We’ve got so much in common already. It’s gonna be great.
Shiloh Jean Schulz. Welcome to the world my love. ❤️
You’ve got such an amazing journey ahead of you. I can’t wait to see it unfold. One day I’ll tell you the story of everything your mom went through to get you here. What an incredible woman you have look up to. We got lucky 😘. I hope I do a good job as your dad. It will be the one thing I judge my life on before I pass. I know you can’t read any of this yet but I am deliriously happy you’re here. I love you so much. ❤️
PS. Thank you for giving mom these colossal tits. We call them “The Heavies”. They’re really awesome. I’ve noticed you’ve been enjoying them too. We’ve got so much in common already. It’s gonna be great.
Shiloh Jean Schulz. Welcome to the world my love. ❤️
You’ve got such an amazing journey ahead of you. I can’t wait to see it unfold. One day I’ll tell you the story of everything your mom went through to get you here. What an incredible woman you have look up to. We got lucky 😘. I hope I do a good job as your dad. It will be the one thing I judge my life on before I pass. I know you can’t read any of this yet but I am deliriously happy you’re here. I love you so much. ❤️
PS. Thank you for giving mom these colossal tits. We call them “The Heavies”. They’re really awesome. I’ve noticed you’ve been enjoying them too. We’ve got so much in common already. It’s gonna be great.
When I was a kid my dad took away my @snoopdogg “Doggystyle” album bc it said the N-Word. Now I’m in a movie with him. Life is wild. #Underdoggs is streaming on Prime right now. INDULGE!
I still appreciate y’all taking care of my wife an all… 😂😂😂
New @officialflagrant out now. INDULGE!
My boy wanted a Trans-girl for one reason… 😳😂
(Part 2) Trans-girl with nerdy boyfriend
#TheLifeTour
We got @russ on @officialflagrant 💪.
This was a big one for me. Russ is the reason I started putting out stand up on YouTube and social media. I completely stole the way he approached the music game and applied it to comedy. It changed my life.
ALSO his analysis of the music industry is second to none. He might be the only person still in the game willing to call everyone out. One of my favorite interviews we’ve done. INDULGE!
Happy birthday my love. Thank you for giving me everything ❤️. Happy Valentine’s Day to you and our little one. RIP to my wallet every February forever.
Already using my daughter for tour promo 🤷♂️😁. #TheLifeTour is adding more dates to the calendar than Will Smith’s wife. We got a lot to talk about 😎. See you there.
Tix PRESALE is WEDNESDAY 2/28 9AM (Local Time)
Code: ANDREW
JACKSONVILLE
SAN DIEGO
PALM SPRINGS
LAS VEGAS
SPOKANE
SEATTLE
VANCOUVER
PITTSBURGH
OKLAHOMA CITY
TULSA
PORTERVILLE, CA (Eagle Mountain Casino)
LINCOLN, CA (Thunder Valley Casino)
WATERLOO, NY (Del Lago Casino)
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA
ATLANTIC CITY
LONG LIVE THE HEAVIES!
Great job @chifftie @dovmamann and the Heavy Queen @yeonmi_park !!!
Banished from the kingdom only to return as king! Tonight we’re watching @shanemgillis host SNL as a family. Indulge!!!
Fellas I did a Rom-Com so you have something nice to watch with your girl instead of taking her out to dinner for Valentine’s Day. Women appreciate these thoughtful gestures much more than over-priced flowers and chocolate.
#Upgraded is out now on @primevideo INDULGE!!
DC y’all should bring back The Redskins… you’ve earned it 😂
#TheLifeTour
Next up Philly 3/1-2 Washington (ciudad)
“Humans don’t have to die” – @bryanjohnson_
It’s amazing to have conversations with people who truly believe they’re going to change the world. Bryan thinks we don’t have to die. He’s currently using A.I. to reverse his age and live forever. What do y’all think?
@russ have a point here? Is Juice Wrld’s death on Future?
@officialflagrant & Russ out now!
We got @lildickygram on the couch talking…
Kanye Vs The Jews
Theo Vonn Controversy
Will we ever get more DAVE
And more…
INDULGE!
I am obsessed with this sport. They are not paying me to do this. I genuinely want you all to try it so you can experience this joy. I suck. You’ll suck. But maybe one day we’ll be good. And how awesome is that?! I thought my athletic days were over. And they are. But this makes me feel like they’re not. And despite sucking, having something to work towards is a pretty awesome feeling. Bring your friends. Talk some shit. Have a coffee after and reflect on your best shots. Enjoy life. Padel. Apologies to all the wives and girlfriends that are about to lose their partners to Padel. At least he’s not cheating!
